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Old 12-01-2003, 07:31 AM   #1
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i crunched my toe on this piece of shit futon that i have been meaning to throw out since the dawn of creation. I didn't think it was broken to begin with but, when the pretty colors started to show up and I could hardly walk, i was a little scared, plus, everyone in my office told me I was a stupid asshole for not getting an x-ray. I just got back from the emergency room (3 days after I jammed it and heard it pop) and its broken in 3 places.
the outcome? I have to wear a fcking orthopedic sandal. I hate sandals. And when I use the word "hate" I mean I really HATE any form of sandal.
most feet are ugly. It's a fact. how about guys who wear sandals with socks & shorts not to mention the "Gimp Sandal." could I look like a bigger retard? I doubt it. ...the simple truth is that I can't walk without it. So, I will wear it and hate myself and a sock to cover the black, blue, purple, orange, yellow bruises, telling everyone that I broke my toe in 3 places and to just shut the fuk up about how queer it looks
this thing is the ugliest footwear ever invented
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Old 12-01-2003, 08:11 AM   #2
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Old 12-01-2003, 10:20 AM   #3
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Old 12-01-2003, 11:56 AM   #4
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i got a spur in my toe 2 years ago and after the surgery i had to wear an orthopedic sandal for a month.
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Old 12-01-2003, 11:58 AM   #5
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do you want to talk about it?

how did it make you feel?
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Old 12-01-2003, 11:59 AM   #6
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like a dork.

a big dork.
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Old 12-01-2003, 01:04 PM   #7
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It could be worse JT - Feel Better!


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Old 12-01-2003, 03:11 PM   #8
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come on man, make it FASHIONABLE!! wear pink socks in them and a light blue kilt.
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Old 12-01-2003, 08:35 PM   #9
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I thought JesusTitties always wore sandals.

You should tape your toes together. Grab the 2 on either side of the broken one & tape them all together w/medical tape. That is what I had to do for my broken toe.

I was also told that broken toes never heal.
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Old 12-01-2003, 08:58 PM   #10
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that happened to me once...I didnt realize I had really hurt myself until I got out of the shower and my foot had swelled twice the size, it had also turned purple. I had a hairline fracture it turns out.....and I lived in an apartment that had two flights of stairs to walk up and down.

I also had to drive myself to the emergency room, with a manual drive car with one foot....
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Old 12-01-2003, 09:00 PM   #11
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I thought JesusTitties always wore sandals.

You should tape your toes together. Grab the 2 on either side of the broken one & tape them all together w/medical tape. That is what I had to do for my broken toe.

I was also told that broken toes never heal.
Mama Leone! Wouldn't there be a somewhat pungent hygiene issue with this plan??
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Old 12-01-2003, 09:26 PM   #12
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Mama Leone! Wouldn't there be a somewhat pungent hygiene issue with this plan??
You change the tape every day. You also put gauze between the toes.
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Old 12-01-2003, 09:30 PM   #13
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Oh thank god. I was having flashbacks to earlier this year when I saw a man with a cast on the street, and could smell his foetid foot from half a block away. Brrrr.
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Old 12-01-2003, 10:57 PM   #14
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i fell down the stairs of my apartment this morning on the way to work because they are so bulky i couldnt manage the stairs
i promptly got up and punched the shit out of the railing and garbage can because that is what i do when i hurt myself i get mad
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Old 12-01-2003, 11:15 PM   #15
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