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Old 12-02-2002, 02:30 PM   #16
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Dear Sunday,

Please come back, I love you, I miss you. I will be nice this time!
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Old 12-02-2002, 03:30 PM   #17
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Dear Assistant:

the word is "DEFAULT", not "DOWNFAULT".

the word is "ARSENAL", not "ARSENIC" and definitely not "ARSENEO".

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Old 12-02-2002, 03:32 PM   #18
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Dear Dev,

How in God's name, did this person get a job to begin with?
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Old 12-02-2002, 03:37 PM   #19
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Dear ZB:

due to lack of time i was unable to review all 75 applicants thoroughly. of the 6 people with interviews only 3 showed up, one was not an option and we flipped a coin for the other two. it came up 8/10 for this chick.

and she lied on her resume.

-st.

Dear Coin:

you lied. i am through using you to make decisions for me. go to hell.

-st.

Dear Magic 8 Ball:

you may have your old job back. i'm sorry i ignored you.

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Old 12-02-2002, 06:15 PM   #20
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hell yeah. i'm too much of a softy when it comes down to stuff like that. in the heat of the moment i could fire my own mother. in sits like these where it's just this little crap day in and out then i feel like a bully.

grr. i don't know, is it too much to ask that a person saying they have computer experience knows how to drag and drop?

maybe it's just me.

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Old 12-02-2002, 06:35 PM   #21
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Dear Judge,

yes, i am argumentative

yes, i can be fairly difficult when i want to be

no, i will not settle a case just b/c you want to clear your docket for some winter golf and chivas regal

yes, you will see me at trial and i know that you will get even with me, but you know what, i don't care

love and kisses, me
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Old 12-02-2002, 08:23 PM   #22
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Dear soon to be ex roomate,

Is there a reason that you took all the spices with you? Do you really think that you were the only person that bought any spices in the last 3 years? Do you believe that since your idea of a good meal consists of canned meat and tortillas and my idea of one is seafood alfredo with dill and lemon sauce with roasted red peppers, crab, salmon and white wine. Drat!

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Old 12-02-2002, 08:41 PM   #23
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mmmmseafood alfredo with mmmmmdill and mmmmmlemon sauce with mmmmmroasted red peppers, (SSSSLOBBBER)crab, mmmmsalmon and white winemmmm
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Old 12-02-2002, 09:11 PM   #24
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well, not anymore...not until I restock my spice cabinet
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Old 12-03-2002, 02:16 AM   #25
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Dear Life,

Don't turn me into one of those women who explain away their anger as "Life's a bitch, so I became one."

Please.

Thanks.

And by the way, you aren't- even when you feel like it.
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Old 12-03-2002, 07:57 AM   #26
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Dear Hong Kong people-

Less is more when it comes to fashion. You should not wear a bright flower print bandana on your head when you're in a suit. You should not buy expensive brown cropped pants and cream sweaters and then wear them with ancient birkenstocks and extra large black socks. Please stop adding that last little touch (too much) so that I can ride the subway without cringing. I keep getting haircuts for the head massage. It's getting expensive and my hair is getting very short. Thanks

The disturbed looking girl on the subway.


Dear girls on my floor-

Tuna fish hot pot is not ok. Stop it. Stop it now.

Love, the one with the plugged nose.
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Old 12-03-2002, 12:26 PM   #27
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Dear Assistant:

thank you so much for telling me you think i look like i feel like crap. being sick is such a pleasure on its own, but hearing from you that my eyes look glossy every two minutes is a joy.

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Old 12-03-2002, 12:40 PM   #28
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Dear DV8's Assistant:

Take your shots while you can. I have it on good and reliable sources that you will be sh*t canned by the end of the week. Ciao.
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Old 12-03-2002, 01:12 PM   #29
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Just got the mail today..lets see........mmmmmm

"Dear Mr Dinzdale,
thank you for your patronage of our Topless Car Wash, however, rolling through the forecourt, strapped to the roof of your vehicle in a Union Jack thong is bringing the Neighbourhood Watch progam to view our enterprise as a nuisance. Please desist or you will hear from our lawyers.
Thank you
The staff at Bernies Buff-o-Rama"

Oh well, another avenue of fun spoiled...........
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Old 12-08-2002, 08:34 PM   #30
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Dearest tort law tutor,

No I did NOT read the entire judgment, I only read the summary. No reading it all does NOT help to clarify matters, it only makes it worse. No it most certainly is NOT interesting and NO I DON'T CARE! Yes I DO know the point of law by only reading the summary... (plus prof told us it in the lecture and it's in any tort textbook you could ever find. NYER!) no medical negligence is NOT INTERESTING!

One overwhelmed student, thoroughly in need of xmas holidays.
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