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Old 01-12-2005, 06:25 AM   #1
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sporty car = tiny weener

the more and more i notice it i think its for lack of something else, and could very well be psychologically proven. i think theres more to the kind of car you choose to drive than you think.
all this shit with spoilers and suped-up cars with chrome wheels etc, little sports civics that sound like 100 bees in a tin bucket buzzing... i think all relates to tiny weeners.
AND if you really think about it... whats the MAJOR sports car automotive manufacturer? thats right, JAPAN. And we all know the sizes of those weeners.
if asians are so smart why do they have such tiny weeners.

i think the sportier car you buy, the smaller your weener is.

unless you buy a mustang, a corvette or a porche. Then you are a middle aged balding man, who only knows that these cars were cool when you were a kid... and now that you can finally afford to buy one you do it and look ridiculous.
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you have a tiny weener.

the end.
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Old 01-12-2005, 06:29 AM   #2
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That was beautiful, JT.
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Old 01-12-2005, 06:31 AM   #3
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What does your average size wiener mean then?

eta pedantic about spelling is all
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Old 01-12-2005, 06:32 AM   #4
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I'm thinking less than bun-length.
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Old 01-12-2005, 07:00 AM   #5
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:02 AM   #6
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:09 AM   #7
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:23 AM   #8
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you must be hung like a horse
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:13 PM   #9
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:52 PM   #10
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What's it mean for wimmin then?
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:57 PM   #11
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What are you drivin these days, JT?
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:01 PM   #12
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What's it mean for wimmin then?

big asses or big ********s



i'm kidding folks oh my god calm down before you start up
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:02 PM   #13
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me

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Old 01-12-2005, 01:47 PM   #14
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Dinz now drives a mini. . . I wonder what that means!
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Old 01-12-2005, 03:20 PM   #15
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If I get that WRX I want, I think that means my weiner is a sleeper. Looks slightly better than average but MAN can my weiner perform!

Is this going to require surgery?
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