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Old 01-12-2005, 03:26 PM   #16
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I think if wimmins drive them, that means they are dating guys with big wieners that have really good jobs.
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Old 01-12-2005, 03:49 PM   #17
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What are you drivin these days, JT?
He drives a red Ferrari.
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Old 01-12-2005, 03:51 PM   #18
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I think if wimmins drive them, that means they are dating guys with big wieners that have really good jobs.
I think it means they don't need men with big wieners who have really good jobs.
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Old 01-12-2005, 03:51 PM   #19
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Old 01-12-2005, 04:10 PM   #20
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i have a small penis.. can i like lamborghinis? please?
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Old 01-12-2005, 04:48 PM   #21
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I came to this revelation in high school. The biggest macho a-holes always had sporty little cars. And they always managed to find the time between classes, before and after school, and during lunch to be found leaning on their car as if their car was their identity.
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Old 01-12-2005, 05:11 PM   #22
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I came to this revelation in high school. The biggest macho a-holes always had sporty little cars. And they always managed to find the time between classes, before and after school, and during lunch to be found leaning on their car as if their car was their identity.
yep and i could be found in the back seat







ok people -- simmer down now -- totally joking there -- i mean really
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Old 01-12-2005, 05:15 PM   #23
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if asians are so smart why do they have such tiny weeners.
It's all the soy they eat.
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Old 01-12-2005, 06:17 PM   #24
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i am serious about my post. perhaps ill write a book.
some people drive the car they drive because they didnt have a choice, perhaps it was a hand me down or all they could afford... or whatever the case may be. Im talking about the ones who intentionally go out and buy sports cars not because of how the car performs but because they feel it will boost their social identity, AND, they have a small weener.

The sportier the car - the smaller the weener. The more spoilers, tints, chrome and exhaust noise - the worse they are in bed... and they have a small weener.

So the next time you hear a guy talk about his sports car or the one he is about to buy, or the one he wants to buy -you already know his story.
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Old 01-12-2005, 06:36 PM   #25
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I got a new car, thank God I don't have a penis point to prove!



And I can vouch for J on the girlthy note..

Cause you have to test drive that as well before you tie the knot!
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Old 01-12-2005, 06:39 PM   #26
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I ride public trasportation, what's that mean?
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Old 01-12-2005, 06:41 PM   #27
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i dont see any connection with sports cars and women so you're off the hook
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Old 01-12-2005, 07:03 PM   #28
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My friend Bill calls them SPCVs. (You figger it out. )
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Old 01-12-2005, 07:07 PM   #29
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small penis compensation vehicles!

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Old 01-12-2005, 09:18 PM   #30
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Please tell us what's the vehicle of choice in Fagworld, JT.
Go on, oh you might?
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