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Old 11-01-2005, 06:24 PM   #46
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Old 11-01-2005, 10:44 PM   #47
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What did you say to the apple to make it blush?
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:26 AM   #48
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Old 11-02-2005, 04:25 AM   #49
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:48 PM   #50
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they used to call the things you stuffed in your bra to make your boobs look bigger "apples"
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:05 PM   #51
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the things they now call chicken fillets?
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Old 11-02-2005, 04:38 PM   #52
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hello

re.APPLE UPDATE

i'm on just for this reason♪


starting ♪with the outer core there was♪ some fairly heavy and prolonged licking a bit like jagged glass ♪penetrating white skin. the flesh now - it' was cold at♪ first but turned quite friendly later on at around about 1pm and then there were some pips around in the shape of a lady. round ♪the back now, rumblings in the evening but the sunshine came through in the late forenoon so it was♪ a bit like being woken up in the night by a scary nurse shining a maglite in your eyes. to summarise then, compassionate.

and that's all!♪
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Old 11-02-2005, 05:03 PM   #53
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i have an apple computer
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Old 11-02-2005, 05:11 PM   #54
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How many apples has it calculated?
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Old 11-02-2005, 05:47 PM   #55
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^^ teacher's pet

give me an apple
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Old 11-02-2005, 05:57 PM   #56
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"an apple"


what variety??


you haven't learned a single thing from this thread have you?
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Old 11-02-2005, 06:19 PM   #57
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They're all the same. Just like oranges, only different.
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Old 11-02-2005, 06:24 PM   #58
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Old 11-02-2005, 06:26 PM   #59
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Old 11-02-2005, 06:39 PM   #60
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would anyone care to hazard a guess at which variety of apple those kids are cheerfully harvesting in kq's post above?
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