07-17-2007, 05:34 PM
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^That is so weird, because I almost posted that sentence in response to zero's blootered comment in the sunny dispostion thread. Get out of my brain; I haven't dusted in weeks.
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07-17-2007, 05:35 PM
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and then her bra-strap snapped!
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07-17-2007, 05:44 PM
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and then horse said "that's right"
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07-17-2007, 05:46 PM
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and the pope said "table manners are key"
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07-17-2007, 06:15 PM
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and then everyone started clapping and we ate the macroni and cheese
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07-17-2007, 06:44 PM
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And the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff, and the preacher said "Praise the Lord!"
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07-18-2007, 10:42 AM
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They were broken!
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07-18-2007, 10:49 AM
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A pig like that, you don't eat all at once.
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07-26-2007, 08:20 PM
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Have a Gorilla.
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…you see, the rat's a ventriloquist.
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07-31-2007, 05:57 PM
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You missed the goddam putt, didn't you.
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07-02-2009, 01:09 AM
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And she replied, "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't be working the corner outside this stupid pharmacy, you putz!"
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...or words to that effect. |
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07-02-2009, 01:37 AM
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"But nurse -- I said to slip off his spectacles!"
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07-02-2009, 05:21 AM
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and if you can see my *****, would you drop a sardine on the mat?
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07-02-2009, 05:30 AM
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Aye no, doctor, ah think it's the light that's attractin' em!
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