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Tunesmith · 07-25-2007, 11:01 PM

both real and imaginary

Tunesmith · 07-25-2007, 11:02 PM

If the entire population of China lined up single-file and then walked past you, the line would never end.

Tunesmith · 07-25-2007, 11:04 PM

If you keep extra rubber bands inside a drawer in your kitchen, it will protect you and your household against credit card fraud. Seriously.

brightpearl · 07-25-2007, 11:12 PM

When someone doesn't understand what you're trying to say, it really helps to explain it over and over again using exactly the same words.

Jack Flanders · 07-25-2007, 11:12 PM

I keep my rubberbands on the basement doorknob. Does that still count?

Jack Flanders · 07-25-2007, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl

When someone doesn't understand what you're trying to say, it really helps to explain it over and over again using exactly the same words.

No. Just say it louder.

Marcus Bales · 07-25-2007, 11:15 PM

If you focus on doing the best interpretive singing you can possibly do in the shower, one of the entertainment industry's talent scouts will hear you and offer you a contract to be the next Sinatra or Streisand. No, really. And this works for the car, too.

Tunesmith · 07-25-2007, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders

I keep my rubberbands on the basement doorknob. Does that still count?

If you keep your rubberbands on the basement doorknob, you'll never run out of laundry detergent, no matter how many loads you do a week. It's been scientifically proven, I swear.

Marcus Bales · 07-25-2007, 11:23 PM

If you always wash all your body parts in the same order in the shower your bank will never charge you a service fee if charging the fee would mean one of your checks would bounce. This works. Guaranteed. Trust me.

Jack Flanders · 07-25-2007, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tunesmith

If you keep your rubberbands on the basement doorknob, you'll never run out of laundry detergent, no matter how many loads you do a week. It's been scientifically proven, I swear.

except my dumb-butt husband keeps throwing the rubberbands away. so - bad credit and dirty clothes.

i guess i should keep my rubberbands somewhere else. keep your rubberbands with you checkbook so you'll know when to bounce your checks.

Marcus Bales · 07-25-2007, 11:54 PM

If you can get the gas dispenser to stop on a number with all zeroes after the first numeral you get the gas free.

Odbe · 07-26-2007, 03:09 AM

Nuclear power is the most environmentally friendly and renewable source of energy.

Marcus Bales · 07-26-2007, 07:48 AM

In America, you can drink and drug until you're past forty, and still get to be President.

Tunesmith · 07-27-2007, 11:28 PM

Your lungs contain a potent disinfectant which is constantly transferred to the air that they contain. Ergo, your breath has the seemingly magical power of killing off any hazardous germs on recently-dropped pieces of food.

The body is so amazing...

Marcus Bales · 07-27-2007, 11:51 PM

If you think that a famous movie actor is in love with you because of how he or she has looked you right in the eye from onscreen and told you, then they do, and they're just waiting for you to call them. So call them!

07-25-2007, 11:01 PM	#1
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Tunesmith click click click Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: snap the fingers Posts: 2,229	If the entire population of China lined up single-file and then walked past you, the line would never end. __________________ of the deadly ginger snaps

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Tunesmith click click click Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: snap the fingers Posts: 2,229	If you keep extra rubber bands inside a drawer in your kitchen, it will protect you and your household against credit card fraud. Seriously. __________________ of the deadly ginger snaps

07-25-2007, 11:15 PM	#7
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	If you focus on doing the best interpretive singing you can possibly do in the shower, one of the entertainment industry's talent scouts will hear you and offer you a contract to be the next Sinatra or Streisand. No, really. And this works for the car, too. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-25-2007, 11:23 PM	#9
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	If you always wash all your body parts in the same order in the shower your bank will never charge you a service fee if charging the fee would mean one of your checks would bounce. This works. Guaranteed. Trust me. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-25-2007, 11:12 PM	#4
brightpearl Rhinoceros fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 8,749	When someone doesn't understand what you're trying to say, it really helps to explain it over and over again using exactly the same words.

07-25-2007, 11:12 PM	#5
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	I keep my rubberbands on the basement doorknob. Does that still count?

07-25-2007, 11:54 PM	#11
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	If you can get the gas dispenser to stop on a number with all zeroes after the first numeral you get the gas free. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-26-2007, 03:09 AM	#12
Odbe hope dope Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: down to earth Posts: 1,908	Nuclear power is the most environmentally friendly and renewable source of energy.

07-26-2007, 07:48 AM	#13
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	In America, you can drink and drug until you're past forty, and still get to be President. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-27-2007, 11:28 PM	#14
Tunesmith click click click Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: snap the fingers Posts: 2,229	Your lungs contain a potent disinfectant which is constantly transferred to the air that they contain. Ergo, your breath has the seemingly magical power of killing off any hazardous germs on recently-dropped pieces of food. The body is so amazing... __________________ of the deadly ginger snaps

07-27-2007, 11:51 PM	#15
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	If you think that a famous movie actor is in love with you because of how he or she has looked you right in the eye from onscreen and told you, then they do, and they're just waiting for you to call them. So call them! __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

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