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Old 01-25-2005, 05:08 AM   #151
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lidbot is a remote controled vibrating penis

pricey likes marge for a reason

marge is a male stripper with a dog collar fetish

zero likes to go to the zoo?

Lidbot, pm me your picture so I can put it with the others, please?
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:22 AM   #152
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here's one of me on vacation?
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:28 AM   #153
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lidbot is a remote controled vibrating penis
Get back into the pajama bag, you!


Marcus Bales is the owner of his own detective agency w/all female agents, just like Charlies Angels. he tried to make them call him Bosley, but they weren't buying it.

Lidbot is a stripper on the weekends to help pay for college. He dances under the name Antonio & would die if anyone in his philosophy class recognized him.

Smartypants is currently dating a 19 year old Venezuelan named Chico. When friends are over, he says it's just the new houseboy, but we all know the truth.

xfox is really Paris Hilton, posting here gets her away from Nicole for awhile.
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Old 01-25-2005, 05:29 AM   #154
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here's one of me on vacation?
Lidbot is a former carnie who met the love of his life at the dart throw, and never looked back.

They have six children, the youngest in diapers.
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:15 AM   #155
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Lidbot is a former carnie who met the love of his life at the dart throw, and never looked back.

They have six children, the youngest in diapers.
no, that's true.. i was a carnie, and won the love of my life in a dart throw, she's a scientist and i stay home all day and play with the kids. the oldest one resents me and the youngest one thinks i'm the coolest thing since sliced bread.
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Old 01-25-2005, 06:24 AM   #156
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FunkyTuba is a Boston firefighter who plays bagpipes in the Firefighters' Pipe and Drum Corps in the St. Patrick's day Parade every year. His bagpipe playing is in great demand at wakes and weddings and civic affairs. He has five kids and the large family necessitates his working a second job as a video game programmer when not at the firehouse. The guys at Engine Co. 43 give him a lot of guff about this and call him "Neo" but he takes it very good-naturedly.
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Old 01-25-2005, 12:59 PM   #157
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Sparticle is a typical ladette. Shes always down at the pub with her male friends matching them pint for pint drinking Fosters lager. Shes also a member of the ladies dart's team and is a whizz at playing pool.

She could drink an irishman under the table.
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Old 01-25-2005, 02:37 PM   #158
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daverbee is really Johnny Depp
rmr runs the largest confetti concern in nyc
bealeblues is actually a dairy farmer
Hyakujo's Fox is YoYo Ma's cello
Coffee is the late Charles Schultz's alter ego
Trisherina is to Diane Keaton what Michelle Pfiffer is to Catwoman
JT's is a rocket scientist
Sparticle passes her time as a restaurant critic
funkytuba is the brains behind FedEx
priceyfatprude was the model for Mattel's Barbie and is resting on her laurels in Vegas
surbi never takes a false step
zenbabe is a mattress tester in her spare time
spicy jack is an alias for Regis Philbin
surbhi organizes travel for secret movement of CIA agents worldwide
Perky Pat is missing
dinzdale is the founder of Mad Magazine
Avalon is a world reknowned interior designer
Aphrodite is the force behind Viacom
Frieda is Frieda - an original
Rune T is Alexander the Great reincarnated
xerox is a successful building contractor
Lapietra is married to a restauranteur and has twins
Clytie is famous for more than 50 patents on items we've all heard of and use
Audreyvgs is special
Magpie is the superintendant of Trump Tower
agentsmith is an astronaut when not listening to music
Willow Sylph is really the White House chef
dickie c is a Mafia Don
chuckie egg collaborates with Zaftig on their haute couture label in Paris
Lady Crow is code for airline pilot
topcat wishes for the world title in demolishion derby racing
surflugen has a stash of towels in every color of the rainbow
dalang is off to bigger and better things
Klynne has a fortune in her own original chocolate chip cookie rescipe
smartypants is paid to organize other people's closets
imdrsmooth is really personal assistant to Rob Reiner
joppagal authors fairy tales and children's books
Ambo writes movie scripts
madasacutsnake discovered an undersea treasure worth millions and the world is at her door
masterofnone is Laura Bush's cousin
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Old 01-25-2005, 02:50 PM   #159
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Nice list, but it seems sorely lacking in lesbian truck drivers.

Quote:
Originally Posted by xfox
daverbee is really Johnny Depp
rmr runs the largest confetti concern in nyc
bealeblues is actually a dairy farmer
Hyakujo's Fox is YoYo Ma's cello
Coffee is the late Charles Schultz's alter ego
Trisherina is to Diane Keaton what Michelle Pfiffer is to Catwoman
JT's is a rocket scientist
Sparticle passes her time as a restaurant critic
funkytuba is the brains behind FedEx
priceyfatprude was the model for Mattel's Barbie and is resting on her laurels in Vegas
surbi never takes a false step
zenbabe is a mattress tester in her spare time
spicy jack is an alias for Regis Philbin
surbhi organizes travel for secret movement of CIA agents worldwide
Perky Pat is missing
dinzdale is the founder of Mad Magazine
Avalon is a world reknowned interior designer
Aphrodite is the force behind Viacom
Frieda is Frieda - an original
Rune T is Alexander the Great reincarnated
xerox is a successful building contractor
Lapietra is married to a restauranteur and has twins
Clytie is famous for more than 50 patents on items we've all heard of and use
Audreyvgs is special
Magpie is the superintendant of Trump Tower
agentsmith is an astronaut when not listening to music
Willow Sylph is really the White House chef
dickie c is a Mafia Don
chuckie egg collaborates with Zaftig on their haute couture label in Paris
Lady Crow is code for airline pilot
topcat wishes for the world title in demolishion derby racing
surflugen has a stash of towels in every color of the rainbow
dalang is off to bigger and better things
Klynne has a fortune in her own original chocolate chip cookie rescipe
smartypants is paid to organize other people's closets
imdrsmooth is really personal assistant to Rob Reiner
joppagal authors fairy tales and children's books
Ambo writes movie scripts
madasacutsnake discovered an undersea treasure worth millions and the world is at her door
masterofnone is Laura Bush's cousin
AllegroNg is a brilliant international opera star
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Old 01-25-2005, 03:17 PM   #160
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LargeMarge created the fruit flavored gum JuicyFruit during a cooking accident in 1905
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Old 01-25-2005, 03:21 PM   #161
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daverbee is really Johnny Depp
This must be why I kept hugging him in person. And why we needed a chaperone. OH YEAH!
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bealeblues is actually a dairy farmer
He wishes!
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zenbabe is a mattress tester in her spare time
These things are supposed to be made up, not true!!!
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He hopes that when you think of penguins, you think of him.
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Old 01-25-2005, 03:53 PM   #162
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Old 01-25-2005, 08:15 PM   #163
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pricey is a color analyst for Crayola
daver will not go out of his house with out his lucky gloshes
coffee has taken to braiding his beard
dinz is addicted to licking stamps
beale refuses to step on any cracks for fear they will break his mothers back
gatsby no longer wears underware in honor of not being a girl anymore
lala writes elevator music
chuckie is deathly afraid of showercaps
smartypants loves to wear argyle socks
zero has created reasons to regularly visits the orthodontist...not because he has braces but because he is in love with the receptionist and is too afraid to ask her out
melissa is a professional pop-up creator
amanda recently added a new member to her family, a house chicken named Doug
shmitty was the first to ever mix fountain drinks to create odd flavors such as Dr Cherry Pepsi Ice Tea with a hit of Orange Slice
deviate is a bug activist. she refuses to kill an insects. bugs have rights too!
JT is the epitome of california surfer dude
trisherina is a country line dance instructor
frieda makes up her feet injuries to get symphathy and another chance to see the cute foot doctor
lady crow makes homemade paper
marcus started complaining about the smell of markers in kindergarden later he developed the smelly markers sold in packs of grape, cherry, watermelon, lemon, lime and blueberry
12"razormix is a homeless man that lives in the NYC library in the Biography section.
madasacutsnake came up with the recipe for Wendys chili
xfox was the first to impliment the use of the term 'red tape'
funkytuba once sang 'Memories' from a tabletop at a staff christmas party...he was fired for this performance.
avalon wishes to be an astronaut when she grows up
sparticle is responsible for making the side ponytail popular
spicy is the professional assistant to MaryKate and Ashley Olsen .her only job is to record every outfit ever worn by the two and to make sure they never wear the same thing twice...or god forbid clash with each other.
audrey is the leader of Hells Angels in her area.
weissenflatz has a new growth...a handlebar mustache
klynne writes elevator music
red wants to be blue but that name is already taken
fodder wishes only to be known by the symbol ~
moel created bullet proof vests for the out of shape cop
Magpie tapes every episode of seseme street
Smartypants is a typo...it should be smartypanties
Aphrodite plays a mean harmonica
hyakujo's fox still doesnt know how to ride a bike.
willow sylph made out at a funeral once
rapscalious rob designs the symbols used in traffic signs
surbhi hate her real name, Muriel
imdrsmooth never grocery shops
noxxville is the musical genius that wrote the 'meowmeowmeowmeowmeow' jingle
dickieC will no longer take a shower with out his waterwings on.
agentsmith has a poodle named muffin
zaftig is known for being the first hairstylist to recommend the combover for bald men
ally is not a natural blonde
saxifrage recently decided to only wear kilts.
joppa wants to name her firstborn Hezekiah
tsunaminmom is an anal stamp collector. the collection can be sorted by color, size, country and date
simage is the voice for the Geico gecko
lidbot never flosses
drivingmissdaisy is bald
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Old 01-25-2005, 08:24 PM   #164
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dinz is addicted to licking stamps...

tsunaminmom is an anal stamp collector
Is this just a coincidence, or are you inferring something?
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Old 01-25-2005, 11:15 PM   #165
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How did you know?!?!

Here's an exclusive picture of the first airplane I will be flying:





xfox secretly yearns to take over the world

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