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Old 06-27-2007, 10:46 AM   #541
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Old 06-27-2007, 01:13 PM   #542
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Trisherina plays tenor sax in a famous jazz orchestra, and travels all over the world bringing her sassy interpretation of big band music to the public. Recently she was chosen in a Rolling Stone poll as "Best Female Tenor Player", recognition she despises because who wants to be "Best Female" instead of just "Best" -- particularly considering who was "Best Male".
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Old 06-27-2007, 03:55 PM   #543
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Old 06-30-2007, 12:12 AM   #544
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Daverbee is a corporate giant. He is the CEO of a large company & has no time for nature or animals.
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Old 06-30-2007, 12:12 AM   #545
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Also he is a vegetarian.
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Old 06-30-2007, 12:56 AM   #546
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Old 06-30-2007, 01:16 AM   #547
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Old 07-13-2007, 08:34 AM   #548
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CJ has recently been in the news for raising fantoccini in his back yard in Nova Scotia. No one has been able to grow fantoccini in Zone 6 before,and even Jack is impressed.
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Old 07-13-2007, 09:47 AM   #549
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Daverbee is a corporate giant. He is the CEO of a large company & has no time for nature or animals.
I CRUSH your corporate headquarters with my massive foot!!!!!

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Also he is a vegetarian.
Actually, I'm an omnivore. I'll eat anything that will further my career.

Priceyfatprude is that guy you see in car ads waving his arms in the air and yelling at you to buy a car from him and only him.
No, wait, that's Bales.
Priceyfatprude is that slim, svelte blonde you see in car ads seducing you into buying a car from her and only her.
No, wait, that's lukku.
One more try. Priceyfatprude is that poor guy who was intimidated into buying a car from Bales. He was seduced by lukku the next day and is now searching for a house with a two car garage.
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Old 07-13-2007, 10:50 AM   #550
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Daverbee is the model Peter Steiner used for his famous cartoon

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Old 07-13-2007, 03:02 PM   #551
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Marcus Bales looks up at me in awe:

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Old 07-13-2007, 03:08 PM   #552
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Well, sure, that goes without saying, but here's a better picture:

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Old 07-14-2007, 08:49 PM   #553
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Marcus first began hitting me up for money when he found out I was employed by NASA to fix the Hubble, claiming that if I could fix a telescope, I could certainly help get his teeth fixed. To this day he keeps sending me pms asking me if I want to see pictures of him without his teeth in, and I always say yes please I'd like that but he never sends them
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Old 09-03-2008, 11:18 AM   #554
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TIPitty-do-dah keeps a small silver knife under his pillow. He uses it to pick beef jerky out of his teeth when he can't sleep. He is unaware that it once belonged to Napoleon's stable boy.

There's a room in Marcus' house that has bookshelves covering every wall. In the southwest corner of the room, on the third shelf from the top, there is a small figurine of a skeleton dressed as a ballerina. If you tilt it to the left, a panel opens up behind it, revealing Marcus' secret stash of macaroons.

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Brynn once kissed the second undersecretary for the Minister of Finance of Spain at a Flamenco convention in Whangerei, New Zealand. She only pretended he was Antonio Banderas for a minute or two. He said he would return her castanets to her the next day, but he kept them as a souvenir instead. On warm nights during mango season, he still thinks of her.

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Odbe knows how to cook the perfect Bananas Foster, but she only does it for that friend of hers who always wears those tiny brass articulated goldfish earrings. She always flames the sauce with the perfect flourish of the wrist.

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Stephi possesses a point mutation on her 12th chromosome from her father's side which gives her the ability to metabolize lead into gold. As a strict adherent to a macrobiotic diet, she is careful to avoid exposure to various environmental toxins however, and so her gift remains undetected.
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Old 09-03-2008, 12:10 PM   #555
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Back then in the late 90s when Perla and me used to kinda run the demimonde in an illustrious city, Perla discovered her passion for nano-calligraphy: All the false money leaving our house was inscribed by her with poems, short stories and witty anecdotes. A shame that most of this precious art collection (in it's nanoness way ahead of its time!!) was destroyed by police....
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