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Old 12-12-2003, 11:40 PM   #1
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the perfect gift

ok!!! as you all probably know, xmas is coming really soon!!!! and i KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW how excited you must be, cuz i really am too. But heres my question.

What do you get as a gift for the person who simply has everything?!?!?! i mean like, whats the perfect gift!!

Ok ok i know that xmas is all about giving and not recieving but i think we can all relate to this one somehow! *LOL*
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Old 12-13-2003, 01:53 AM   #2
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Old 12-13-2003, 01:57 AM   #3
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Something that touches their heart. Something that reminds them of you every time they look at it, wear it, smell it, touch it. Wow, sounds like porno. Sorry I could not be more helpful.
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Old 12-13-2003, 01:58 AM   #4
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I like her idea. Get them porno.
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Old 12-13-2003, 02:11 AM   #5
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You bastard! Where is my Domo-Kun!!!!!!

Don't even THINK about landing here without one you Canadian ****

eh?
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Old 12-13-2003, 06:27 AM   #6
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is this a guy or a girl?
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Old 12-13-2003, 06:37 AM   #7
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deja vu

Soap!! No... not soap...
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Old 12-13-2003, 10:43 AM   #8
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Old 12-13-2003, 02:24 PM   #9
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mmmm...cant go wrong with porn, yaoi, or money.
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Old 12-14-2003, 03:57 AM   #10
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If they really have everything then you should steal some of their stuff so they can receive the joy of needing something and having it given to them.

In fact, steal _all_ of their stuff, and giftwrap it and put it back where it was.
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Old 12-21-2005, 02:54 PM   #11
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Old 12-21-2005, 06:13 PM   #12
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I think especially if they have a child, a scrapbook with photos of them with their loved ones. I don't mean one of those elaborate scrapbooks you have to have a buttload of talent to make...just something simple.

I did this for my man...filled it with photos I've taken of him and his son. I am really hoping he loves it.
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Old 12-21-2005, 07:13 PM   #13
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Old 12-21-2005, 08:38 PM   #14
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^^^ Holyshit!!!! Yabut how many times do you have to repeat the proceedure? That could rack up the $$$$.
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Old 12-27-2005, 10:27 AM   #15
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Wow. Any kind of plastic surgery would be - at the very least - an interesting present.
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