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Old 06-15-2004, 03:09 PM   #691
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You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever you are? You’re chicken. You’ve got no guts. You’re afraid to stick out your chin and say, “Okay, life’s a fact. People do fall in love. People do belong to each other, because that’s the only chance anybody’s got for real happiness.”

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Old 06-15-2004, 05:59 PM   #692
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:21 PM   #693
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Cow and horse dung, as muck goes, are relatively agreeable. You can even become nostalgic about them. They smell of fermented grain, and on the far side of their smell there is hay and grass. Chicken shit is disagreeable and rasps the throat because of the quantity of ammonia. When you are cleaning out the henhouse, you’re glad to go to the door and take a deep breath of fresh air. Pig and human excrement, however, smell the worst because men and pigs are carnivorous and their appetites are indiscriminate. The smell includes the sickeningly sweet one of decay. And on the far side of it is death.

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Old 06-16-2004, 12:36 AM   #694
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Old 06-16-2004, 04:28 AM   #695
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Old 06-16-2004, 05:45 AM   #696
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There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.

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Old 06-16-2004, 11:47 AM   #697
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Old 06-16-2004, 06:14 PM   #698
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Old 06-16-2004, 10:30 PM   #699
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I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.

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Old 06-19-2004, 03:45 PM   #702
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:42 AM   #704
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