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Old 05-21-2004, 02:17 PM   #1
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HASSLE THE HOFF

just read on a dutch forum that Ice-T is going to introduce David Hasselhoff as a rapper!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

"hassle the hoff"

i really hope that's a joke..
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Old 05-21-2004, 02:33 PM   #2
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ooo yeaaaaaaaaa



doesnt he get some kinda of award though?
think about it hes been on tv for a long time...think about how long he has been holding his gut in ---nearly 20 years!
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Old 05-21-2004, 02:34 PM   #3
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Sheez, I hope not!
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:00 PM   #4
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He is like a bad rash..he just keeps coming back and getting worse

Assuming it true..how about "HasslerD" or IceHoffer or untalented white bread has been?
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:29 PM   #5
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I met him a couple of years ago. His face looks like a raisin up close.
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:07 PM   #6
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*noting all shots are from a distance* and probably doctored
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:19 PM   #7
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Re: HASSLE THE HOFF

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HASSLE THE HOFF
Heeeeeee - that sounds dirty
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:25 PM   #8
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ooga shaka ooga shaka..
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:43 PM   #9
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Hasselhoff owns wiener dogs. I feel a camaraderie about that, but also a sickness.
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:57 PM   #10
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I think this is a case of a weiner owning Dachsunds
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:00 PM   #11
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Originally posted by Frieda
HASSLE THE HOFF

I think we have a new metaphor for the, ahem.."deed" lol
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:03 PM   #12
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I think this is a case of a weiner owning Dachsunds
Me or Knight Rider?
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:20 AM   #13
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YOIYO HASSLETHE HOFFS YOYO

BOOYAKA SSHHH
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:26 AM   #14
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Davizzid in the Hizzouse, bitchez!
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:27 PM   #15
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Me or Knight Rider?
OMG PFP, how can you even ask! lol
The Hoff Hassler, of course!
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