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Old 04-22-2004, 11:30 AM   #2941
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Yes, I could ask regulars on the zefrank message board.

What does it pay?
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:43 PM   #2942
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Just the personal satisfaction of a job well done.

When can you start?
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:50 PM   #2943
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I guess I already started...

Why is my neighbours grass greener than mine?
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Old 04-22-2004, 08:23 PM   #2944
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It's not grass, it's astro turf.

How long is the line at the license bureau??
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Old 04-22-2004, 08:44 PM   #2945
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The people in the bar down the street are in line too.

Why do people act so goofy around exes?
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Old 04-22-2004, 09:04 PM   #2946
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because they have to act like everything is alright and are better off without them. stupid stuff like that.

Who is going lightning bike riding with me in orange jumpsuits? (bike thread)
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:22 AM   #2947
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I will.

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Old 04-26-2004, 03:53 PM   #2948
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Because it sees what misery humans go through raising their kids so they kick them out of the nest early and go play in Acapulco.

Is there life after death?
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Old 04-26-2004, 03:59 PM   #2949
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You're dead. That's it. You life on earth will be over. Other people will still be alive though, so sure, there is life after death, just not yours.

What have we learned today folks?
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Old 04-26-2004, 04:53 PM   #2950
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That it sucks to be dead.

What time do they start handing out the halo's and harps?
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Old 04-26-2004, 04:56 PM   #2951
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Why worry? You'll be in line for horns and hooves.



Does that make me a bad person?
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Old 04-26-2004, 05:00 PM   #2952
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No. Forgeting to take your meds and running around in a thong covered in peanut butter makes you a bad person.

Are you feeling better now?
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Old 04-26-2004, 05:03 PM   #2953
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Better now that I know I'm not the only one.




Laundry night or drink-and-fall over night?
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Old 04-26-2004, 05:05 PM   #2954
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DRINK AND FALL OVER NIGHT!!!!!!!

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Old 04-26-2004, 05:08 PM   #2955
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If I can find the right shoes.
Then maybe I wont look like a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.



Will these pants go another day?
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