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Old 07-17-2008, 01:10 AM   #151
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:30 AM   #152
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In hell your neighbours add a little baby deer to their other two adult deer lawn ornaments, and supplement the whole thing with an eight foot high white fountain, a large plastic shed, and a circular stone picnic table set.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:55 AM   #153
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:53 AM   #154
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:54 AM   #155
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:24 PM   #156
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:34 PM   #157
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:22 PM   #158
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in hell, it's always 10 a.m. after a night of drinking.
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:39 PM   #159
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:04 PM   #160
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in hell, you wake up in a warehouse mid- morning after an all night work session and realize all you have to drink is Pabst.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:20 PM   #161
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In hell your father tells you that your Great Aunt owned one third controlling interest in Pabst Blue Ribbon Frewery but gave it to her church when she died.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:22 PM   #162
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In hell all the children have to work 2-4 hours a fay tying ble ribbons on veer bottles (to keep them out of M I S C H I E F
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:52 PM   #163
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Old 07-17-2008, 03:45 PM   #164
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In jell wen ladies get tojetjer in te parlor tey ave no clue ow to play bride cannot tink of anytin to say to eac oter and never lauj at all.
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Old 07-17-2008, 05:24 PM   #165
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