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Old 09-11-2003, 02:04 AM   #331
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Dear Masayo-San (my new nanny),

Thank you for sincerly loving my kids.

love mama



Dear bank,

Please approve my business loan.

Sincerley, officially, in all need:

me.


Dear spelling part of my brain,

Where are you? We've never met, please contact me at your earliest convenience.

Sara
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Old 09-11-2003, 02:07 AM   #332
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Dear Rob,

Paper plates, man. Paper plates.

Love,

me


Dear Dad,

When you're in a city 15 minutes away from here the least you could do is call me to see if you could come visit. I may be available. I may not be. But it'd be nice to be asked.

Just sayin'

-me
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Old 09-11-2003, 02:35 AM   #333
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Dear Pizza Restaurant:

I know they cost more, but will you at least consider paper plates? And how about a different method of storing dough? And maybe serve the lasagna in styrofoam containers? And hey, city-- why donít you make stricter requirements for the posting of address numbers?
Nevermind, I understandÖ

Resigned,
Roberto.

Dear Blackjack Davy the Midnight Fury:

I love you, kitty cat. What was it like to be abandoned as a kitten? What do you think of us? What do you see?
I like that you trust me so completely. I trust you, too. Donít worry, youíre safe here.

Love,
The tall skinny one

Dear Studio Office:

Why are you so messy? I need to send a quote right away, but I canít find the damn contact information anywhere! argh.

P.S.
Hey, Scanner: could you at least pretend to be agreeable sometimes?

Mildly affectionate, morose and disdainful,
Rob
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Old 09-11-2003, 02:45 AM   #334
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dear boss,

sorry, but i'm going to be an hour late again today. get over it.

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Old 09-11-2003, 06:01 AM   #335
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Dear boss

I need air to work. I'm going home.

Best wishes
RuneT
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Old 09-11-2003, 09:55 AM   #336
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Dear Dad

Im glad you weren't alive to see 9-11, but you sure would have loved to have seen your grandson, he's just like you, stubborn as an ox, clever and cute.

Love, aud


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Old 09-11-2003, 10:15 AM   #337
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And he likes to see pigeons get hit by kaís evil twin.
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Old 09-11-2003, 10:34 AM   #338
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freakin loved it, had to play it 12x, late for school. laughed his head off.

me too.

what's JOJ?
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Old 09-11-2003, 10:43 AM   #339
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:09 PM   #340
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Dear New York,

Stand tall and heal. I love you.

I think no matter where I find myself in the world in my life, I will always return to you on this day.

We've been through too much together for me not to.

Love,

Me
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:20 PM   #341
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dear boss,

sorry to hear you were fired this morning.

frieda


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Old 09-11-2003, 01:21 PM   #342
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JOJ

are you back online at work frieda?
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Old 09-11-2003, 01:23 PM   #343
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no.. i'm wasting my time with internet games now.. ha!
i'll ask someone next week.
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Old 09-11-2003, 06:06 PM   #344
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Dear surbhi,

My first degree was in politics. If you ever need any help, let me know.

Love,

Me.
Dear NYC,

awww thank you so much. I love you oodles and oodles.

love alway, me
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Old 09-16-2003, 06:27 PM   #345
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Dear San Diego Zoo Polar Bear,

You are one boring-ass f*ck. I am now watching some random dude on the polarcam walk up, look into your empty swimmin' pool, shrug and walk away. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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