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Old 03-05-2008, 05:30 PM   #1
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When I grow up I wanna be a spambot

My name would be CceUPEE92.

I'd advertise depends.
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:32 PM   #2
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When I grow down

I want to be a garden gnome.

Busy being ugly and grinning back at everyone.
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:33 PM   #3
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My name would be junemoon@treesbreeze.edu

I'd advertise a pay-to-play book of poems.
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:40 PM   #4
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My name would be œ∂ºª«åµ.

I'd advertises in languages not yet invented.
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:42 PM   #5
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My name would be œ∂ºª«åµ.

I'd advertises in languages not yet invented.
you mean spambots are sent here from the future?

like the terminator...only more annoying...
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:51 PM   #6
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^ no more like "I am a spambot, I will conquer your internets. I order you to create grammar rules for my non-sense" followed by a sinister "MUAHAHAHAH!"
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Old 03-05-2008, 06:00 PM   #7
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i would keep my girlfriend busy with my 20 inch cock
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Old 03-05-2008, 06:02 PM   #8
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I would post ^ that on the internet for free when you sign up with 5 sponsors.
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Old 03-05-2008, 06:33 PM   #9
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i would grant you access to every prescription under the sun. all colors of the rainbow, curing every ailment from cancer to erectile dysfunction.
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:07 PM   #10
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I would ask you if you're h0rny everyday.
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:10 PM   #11
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I would ask you if you're h0rny everyday.
Oh, and I would make sure about that...
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:39 PM   #12
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i would concern myself with your girth potential.
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Old 03-06-2008, 12:33 AM   #13
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i would go to school to try to learn how to decrypt captcha images
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Old 03-06-2008, 01:13 AM   #14
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I would name my firstborn offspring c14li5
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Old 03-06-2008, 02:30 AM   #15
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I not understand in computers, therefore I could not send you the photo but if you will answer me I shall necessarily send you the photo.
I have told not all about myself, but it will be possible to you not interestingly, therefore I shall look forward to hearing from you.
I hope, that my letter was not vain And we shall have chance to study each other closer.
Please, write to me back and send your film on my regular e-mail:
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