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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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It's alive!
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hint of olive
Join Date: May 2007
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I'm leaving work in 1 hr 15 min
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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I sound tuburcular.
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
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The combination of antihistamine, 24-hr decongestant, bronchiodilators, and coffee makes me feel really weird. Floaty and two-dimensional. And also my mouth feels like it's been coated in a very thin layer of some inorganic and nonbiodegradable substance, such as circus peanuts.
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Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 8,749
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Yes, uppers and downers and yet I still have a headache.
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#218 |
constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
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a blue jay found my new bird feeder in the back yard
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#219 |
Rhinoceros fan
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 8,749
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I'm feeling lucky.
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#220 |
balancing actor
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: america
Posts: 2,706
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Do you say he is savage because he likes to wear furs and eat pork chops with his hands while caressing the two buxom wenches chained to the office printer, or simply because he makes a lot of spelling mistakes ?
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#221 |
earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
Posts: 5,844
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I have lost my faith in humanity.
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#222 |
What I Am Wearing.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Near DC
Posts: 2,573
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My band's album finally has a release date: April 16!!!!
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#223 |
left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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Come play in the pub friday night - I can cry into my beer and tap my foot at the same time.
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#224 |
in limbo
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 19,504
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he wears his fur on his chin and chest and in case of spelling mistakes, he yells at you
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#225 |
earth worker
Join Date: May 2006
Location: on the planet
Posts: 5,844
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I didn't quite know how to tell my Mormon manager that the person of importance visiting me last weekend and who caused me to rearrange all my meetings was my gay ex-boss who's now married to a 7 foot drag queen, so I just lied and told him my sister-in-law was visiting.
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