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Old 01-10-2008, 02:40 PM   #3871
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Old 01-10-2008, 02:44 PM   #3872
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Now that's a longer story: It all started with that Sunday morning... (blablabla) ... that why I installed a trap at the door with a water bucket ... (blablabla) ... I still have to do some adjusting.


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Old 01-10-2008, 02:48 PM   #3873
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Sure.


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Old 01-10-2008, 10:30 PM   #3874
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no, you've run out of virtual RAM.


why do I enjoy the sting of iodine on a fresh papercut?
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Old 01-11-2008, 05:15 AM   #3875
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because you're a masochistic hypochondriac file clerk.

what's your favorite thing to fill a bathtub with besides soap and water?
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Old 01-11-2008, 07:22 AM   #3876
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Either cherry liqueur or a dozen rubber ducks wearing hats or a blue-eyed man, depending on the time of the day.


Is that a question now?
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Old 01-11-2008, 01:21 PM   #3877
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No.
Do you like black licorice?
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Old 01-11-2008, 10:04 PM   #3878
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only as an instrument of torture.


will it continue to snow all night?
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Old 01-13-2008, 11:14 AM   #3879
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It will stop at 3:41 a.m. with an uncertainty of +/- 2 min.


What's on the other side of the coin?

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Old 01-13-2008, 04:34 PM   #3880
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Me -- your blue-eyed man in a bathtub!


Is my furnace ok even though I'm smelling soot?
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Old 01-13-2008, 06:36 PM   #3881
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Miyazake says change your filter and hire a totoro to scare away the sprites.


what induced you to buy it in paisley?
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Old 01-14-2008, 06:55 AM   #3882
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Because then it fits with none of my other clothes - perfect!


What is the symbolic meaning of cornflakes?
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:15 AM   #3883
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In our postmodern cultural environment there is no such thing as "cornflakes". Instead, you create "cornflakes" for yourself out of your language, habits, fears, and desires. Why this doesn't work for "gravity" or "money" or "sexually attractive person" is one of the reasons that postmodernism is largely confined to credulous academics who have never taken any math or science classes, but who enjoy using scientific-sounding words they do not understand in their writings. Compounding the irony, of course, is the yet more wonderful notion that such people have, that there is, and can be, no "author" of any writing, no matter how hard one may work to create an "author" out of langauge, habit, fear, or desire -- so they are the non-authors of their non-writings that argue that there can be no argument and no author and no writing, a notion they call "the heisenberg uncertainty principle", and sometimes "the theory of relativity".


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Old 01-14-2008, 11:31 AM   #3884
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Yes, in a relatively uncertain way it did maybe not.


Real cute, but what species is that?
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:59 AM   #3885
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Oh, it's human.

Does it bite?
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