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Old 09-29-2008, 02:27 PM   #3781
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no!

thinking back over yours day - have you been getting looks from folk (especially when you twirl and swish yours skirt, as in "that woman smells a bit funny"?
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Old 09-29-2008, 02:34 PM   #3782
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don't be daft! it fell into her clogs. obviously.
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Old 09-29-2008, 02:41 PM   #3783
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well then she'll find it when she takes them off at hers bedtime
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Old 09-29-2008, 02:45 PM   #3784
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i do not reek of rotting chicken! and how dare you suggest such a thing


i took my clogs off for bedtime yesterday and i didn't find it
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Old 09-29-2008, 02:49 PM   #3785
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Under the fridge?

I'm hoping that's where I'll find the good mood I was holding yesterday.
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Old 09-29-2008, 02:52 PM   #3786
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it's a mystery


o look! here comes wee toyoh willox with a tune and gimpy dance about frieda's chicken goujon!


♪ it's a mystery♪
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:23 PM   #3787
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what could be a scenario or series of events in which a fly causes an aeroplane to carsh?
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:56 PM   #3788
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Actually, it takes two flys to bring down an airplane.

One to fly into each pitot tube (PT= gizmo sticking out into clear air outside the plane that takes in air preasure in order that the airspeed and altimeter instruments can function). Without airspeed and altitude info going to the cenntral air data computers, the pilots and the computers will have no idea how high or fast the plane is going.

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Old 09-30-2008, 04:09 PM   #3789
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what could be a scenario or series of events in which a fly causes an aeroplane to carsh

heh
Sounds like a question for MichaelG
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Old 10-01-2008, 01:41 AM   #3790
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The fly is really Jeff Goldblum, who wasn't paying attention in ground school because he was dicking around on his Blackberry about his next film deal where he won't have to wear a sweaty and humiliating costume and so never did learn about how to recover from a spiral dive, and so instead of pulling back the power he pushes the throttle full in, and instead of leveling the wings he leaves the ailerons cranked hard right spiraling tighter and tighter, and instead of pulling out of the dive into a gentle climb trading airspeed for altitude, he continues nose down and hell bent for leather straight into a farmer's field. And that's one fee his agent is not going to collect, nosiree.
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Old 10-01-2008, 02:17 AM   #3791
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ah well now, if there's a chaotician on board as well as a fly, the question becomes how couldn't a fly end up causing the plane to crash.
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Old 10-01-2008, 01:15 PM   #3792
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?QUESTION O T D...... ?
yes or no
Do you ave a boss?
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Old 10-01-2008, 01:24 PM   #3793
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w at?
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Old 10-01-2008, 01:42 PM   #3794
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Old 10-01-2008, 05:15 PM   #3795
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