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Old 03-17-2007, 11:12 PM   #2176
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When do you usually have lunch?


That? That's a rocking chair.
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Old 03-18-2007, 12:02 AM   #2177
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What's that little thing you're poking at, Bob Homme?

It had to be disabled.
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Old 03-18-2007, 03:05 AM   #2178
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why didn't angelina jolie adopt that cute little cambodian kid?


down the back of the sofa.
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Old 03-18-2007, 03:10 AM   #2179
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Where did the cat throw up?

Dill pickles.
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Old 03-18-2007, 03:34 AM   #2180
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What did the dyslexic erectile function sufferer think Viagara was for?

A vroom with an ew!
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Old 03-18-2007, 03:38 AM   #2181
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What would you say if I told you The Masturbating Bear got a job driving a bus?


And another handful of almonds.
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Old 03-19-2007, 08:22 AM   #2182
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did you grab his nuts?


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Old 03-19-2007, 11:34 AM   #2183
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What is the new Jamaican Airlines motto?

Free Soda, brownie platter, and a spliff.
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Old 03-19-2007, 11:37 AM   #2184
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what is the new jamaican airlines lunch menu?




1000,- in cash and some poker chips
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Old 03-19-2007, 08:15 PM   #2185
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What did Dinz wish he had returned from Vegas with instead of the clap?


I gave at the orifice.
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:44 AM   #2186
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what do you remember about your catholic upbringing?


a bit of how's ya father in the back pew.
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Old 03-23-2007, 08:13 AM   #2187
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what did trish get up to during that lengthy sermon on 'the moral duties of parents in the age of the internut'?


breast-feeding in public
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Old 03-25-2007, 01:13 AM   #2188
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How did you become such a fine specimen of a man?

that's what all the former trolls are saying.
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Old 03-25-2007, 03:20 PM   #2189
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so, the reports of mass unemployment in new zealand
after the lord of the rings finished filming are true?


it was cia plot.
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Old 03-26-2007, 12:34 AM   #2190
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What was the story behind that top secret vegetable garden in Langley, Virginia?


Right slap bang in the middle.
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