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Old 07-10-2007, 12:27 PM   #2311
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Your omelette is really unique..what's your secret ?

I buy that for a dollar.
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:40 PM   #2312
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What do you do when you run out of money for this?

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Old 07-10-2007, 01:38 PM   #2313
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have the therapy sessions with dr. spaz helped you to overcome your delusional parasitosis at all?


mony a mickle maks a muckle
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:58 PM   #2314
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What did the bindweed say to the honeysuckle?



All right, all ready, I'm coming.
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Old 07-15-2007, 08:09 PM   #2315
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Will you PLEASE put that chinchillla down before someone sees you?


It's like he's 2 yrs old sometimes.
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Old 07-17-2007, 05:24 AM   #2316
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how's the tortoise who was born at the end of july 2005?


by ranting and raving about all those terrible people who want peace.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:59 AM   #2317
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How does Rush Limbaugh demonstrate that he knows "What Jesus Would Do"?


Thats getting just a wee bit too personal, I decline to answer.
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Old 07-17-2007, 12:03 PM   #2318
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When Vanderbilt plays UT, who do you root for?



Stephen King and Neil Diamond.
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Old 07-17-2007, 12:05 PM   #2319
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which two celebrities would you most want to consume with soup and a nice crusty bread?


please, not in the bouillabaisse.
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Old 07-17-2007, 01:06 PM   #2320
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Can't you see I'm bleeding?



I vote no.
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Old 07-17-2007, 03:14 PM   #2321
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Care for a squid and carpaccio milkshake?

His umbilicus was crusty and his septum had converged.
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Old 07-17-2007, 04:24 PM   #2322
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how was zroe when you last saw him tubes?


i was defending spree feech
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Old 08-04-2007, 05:08 AM   #2323
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did you have fun at the coonerism sponvention, cj?

it's safe to come back out now. really it is.
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Old 08-04-2007, 06:47 AM   #2324
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Can I just hide in my bedroom with my collection of Calvin and Hobbes books?


change the lightbulb
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:50 AM   #2325
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I've run out of ideas, what do I do?


Use a little bit of alcohol, it'll come right out.
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