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Old 09-19-2007, 07:05 PM   #31
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two guys talking further down the hall in the cubicle jungle

> hey, new pair of jeans? nice!
< yeah, thanks, the wallet doesnt fit in the back pocket though. and it looks kinda weird to put it in the front!
> well, that would make you look metrosexual. actually, you already are looking quite metro today
< ...
> really nice pants!


That's one of those things you really can't respond to.
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Old 09-21-2007, 05:53 PM   #32
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One of our realtors to our receptionist:
"so where do you get your blow job?"

the question was supose to be, "where do you get your hair blow dried?" I don't think we'll be seeing him around here for a while, he left with his face bright red.
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Old 09-21-2007, 06:17 PM   #33
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I heard our catch-all school advisor say these two tidbits of wisdom within a minute of each other. She was prepping us for the SATs:

"Back when I was in school, I would've done really well on the science-related section. I wanted to go into medicine for around two years, but I ended up here instead!"

"The brain is a muscle. One of the biggest in your body. And, just like all other muscles, the more you exercise it, the bigger it grows."

Medicine, my ass!
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Old 09-21-2007, 10:19 PM   #34
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^^^ yah - a real brain surgeon there!!
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Old 09-21-2007, 10:24 PM   #35
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M'kay, I have to tell a doctor story.

There is an OB here who has given clients of mine, when they ask about why he so frequently does episiotomies despite their being more likely to result in severe tears and infection, the following explanation:

"The outlet of the birth canal is a square."

*holds up thumbs and forefingers in paper football goalpost fashion*

"If you don't do an episiotomy, it tears at the corners."



Oooooookaaaaay.
I have always wanted to ask him if he's ever delivered a baby with his eyes open.
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:44 AM   #36
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from behind the cabinet wall that separates my desk island from the rest of the cubicle hallway:

> "every time i hear you talk i feel i have to clear my throat.. "

< "yeah there's something uncomfortable in it, it's been like this for a couple of weeks.. a bit raw.."

> "oh, does your throat also itch?"

< "KKGGHHGHHHHGGGGGGHHH"

and then from another desk island:

"dude, that was pretty fierce"
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:58 AM   #37
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overheard as I passed two white women in the cafeteria:

Oh my god, did you see that ? I think he has a third leg.
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Old 09-22-2008, 03:33 PM   #38
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"....too bad it's so obviously lame."
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Old 09-23-2008, 08:22 AM   #39
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"You don't have your teeth in? Well you can't have mine, they're natural! How about you have his? He'll lend you his teeth!"
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:33 AM   #40
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in whispered voices :

"I just found out it is true what they say about Black men, you know...down there. "
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:50 AM   #41
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whispering voice:

"Wow you're right..down there really is big. Wonder if he has trouble finding shoes for those clod hoppers."
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Old 10-06-2008, 07:51 PM   #42
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"you're fired!"
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Old 10-07-2008, 07:55 PM   #43
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"your noodles smell awesome!"
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:13 AM   #44
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^an angel was pissing up their nose!!
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:40 AM   #45
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^that's more comforting than what i thought it was a euphemism for
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