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Old 05-02-2004, 01:30 AM   #1
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Experiment in "Y" Limericks

OH MY GOD, NOT ANOTHER LIMERICK THREAD!!

You have to end EVERY LINE in this thread with a Y sound:

ex:

This new form of verse might be silly
and end up with words willy-nilly
If you think that it's tacky
And worthless, not wacky
We'll kill it, I promise. Yes, rilly!


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Let us begin...

This ZeMonkey's brain's turned to jelly!
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Old 05-02-2004, 03:18 AM   #2
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This ZeMonkey's brain's turned to jelly!
While trying to slim up his belly
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Old 05-02-2004, 03:56 AM   #3
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This ZeMonkey's brain's turned to jelly!
While trying to slim up his belly
Fat and very hairy
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Old 05-02-2004, 05:53 AM   #4
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This ZeMonkey's brain's turned to jelly
While trying to slim up his belly
Fat and very hairy
He shaved, then shunned dairy
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:14 AM   #5
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this thread is incredibly silly
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:23 AM   #6
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this thread is incredibly silly
would ending the last verse be frilly?





This ZeMonkey's brain's turned to jelly
While trying to slim up his belly
Fat and very hairy
He shaved, then shunned dairy
But continued to frequent the deli.
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:30 AM   #7
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This ZeMonkey's brain's turned to jelly
While trying to slim up his belly
Fat and very hairy
He shaved, then shunned dairy
the exercise made him quite smelly

this thread is incredibly silly
would ending the last verse be frilly?
where’d that verse come from, ay?
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:35 AM   #8
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this thread is incredibly silly
would ending the last verse be frilly?
where’d that verse come from, ay? <-- rule breaker!!
just look up above ye
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:43 AM   #9
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this thread is incredibly silly
would ending the last verse be frilly?
well, it beats the ennui
just look up above ye
you’ll see talent like Milly Vanilly
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:47 AM   #10
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It's banal but really quite funny!
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:52 AM   #11
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It's banal but really quite funny!
So keep posting or I might boil ya bunny
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:53 AM   #12
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It's banal but really quite funny!
like the song that I sang to my bunny
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:59 AM   #13
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It's banal but really quite funny!
So keep posting or I might boil ya bunny
Hare's delicious (though bony)



It's banal but really quite funny!
like the song that I sang to my bunny
always just off-key
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Old 05-02-2004, 07:07 AM   #14
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It's banal but really quite funny!
So keep posting or I might boil ya bunny
Hare's delicious (though bony)
goes well with bologna

It's banal but really quite funny!
like the song that I sang to my bunny
always just off-key
an f sharp or flat e
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Old 05-02-2004, 12:55 PM   #15
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It's banal but really quite funny!
So keep posting or I might boil ya bunny
Hare's delicious (though bony)
goes well with bologna
but is best in gravy so runny

It's banal but really quite funny!
like the song that I sang to my bunny
always just off-key
an f sharp or flat e
I can't hold a tune for love or money
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