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Old 02-28-2009, 06:25 PM   #466
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a rubble of bones!

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Old 02-28-2009, 10:01 PM   #467
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Frieda Warning - don't read, contains you-know-whats.

I kept dreaming that I was around town or out of it, trying to get back in to get to school on time, I didn't have a car and there was no one I knew, and it was always 1/2 an hour less than the time it would take to walk there before I had to be there. I hopped on a bus (there's no buses around town) but by the time I asked the driver whether the bus was going in the right direction he had taken me far in the wrong direction. I got off and found the monthly crafty/foodie markets were on, except the volunteer charity doughnut van was being run by a bunch of my less-than-studious classmates. Relieved, I headed for it, knowing I could ask someone to give me a lift, and if they were all here, there must not be classes yet.

Instead of doughnuts the van was selling 'eyeballs in a bun'. Fascinated, I immediately went to buy one. By peering into the van I watched the volunteers making the food, and saw that they were mixing dough and shaping it into balls.
'Aw, they're not even real eyeballs!' I exclaimed.
'No,' replied the guy, 'but the nipples are real.'

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Old 03-02-2009, 12:43 PM   #468
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it was fire

I dreamed that a huge forest fire was coming close to our house, and nobody was taking it seriously but me. or maybe I was the only one taking it too seriously? I tried to wrap the side of the house that was closest to the fire in aluminum foil to reflect the heat, but I couldn't get (Michelle?) to pay attention long enough to help me properly.

I pitched over the side rail of the deck and was trying to ascertain which bits of the deck and staircase were most flammable. the fire was burning close at my back. I began to worry about the roof.

later, on the opposite side of town, I saw the smoke of a hundred fires rising from Marsh Harbour. the town was burning, but not burning up. I could see the singe marks on the side of my own house where, in a past year, a large firework had gone off prematurely and left a charred starburst. through all the fire, there was not a feeling of danger - maybe what was burning needed to be burned.

I walked out toward Dundas town with a blanket wrapped around me, and saw that my neighbor was setting up for a huge party. the greenest grass grew right over her husband's grave, and they were going to set up the dance floor there. I wondered if that wasn't disrespectful but she said he'd been a great dancer in life, and he'd have wanted it this way. I thought about the graves in my own garden, and how the grass there wasn't nearly as green.

I tried to make my way back to my house, but I fell into a pit of mud and ruined my shoes. when I shook out the blanket I'd had wrapped around me, I found another two pairs of shoes, including some I'd never seen before. my phone rang, and it was a friend asking if I'd found her mother's flip flops - I didn't see a pair of flip flops in my mysterious shoe collection, so I said no.

back at the house, the fires were still burning close, but they didn't seem to matter any more.

I woke up thinking of Alma. I'm going to write him a postcard now.
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Old 03-04-2009, 06:51 PM   #469
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i'm in Tarantino's hostel and someone just cut my achilles tendon, i hear a chainsaw roaring from behind and i desperately try to wake up.
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Old 03-05-2009, 02:04 AM   #470
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I dreamed it was all just fake.
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Old 03-05-2009, 12:27 PM   #471
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Old 03-07-2009, 09:08 AM   #472
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Old 03-07-2009, 11:23 AM   #473
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^ that's the worst dream of all
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:19 PM   #474
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I dreamed...that I knew how to make a fence out of expandable plastic netting...

and that I tried to keep the Sacred Knowledge a secret...

and that the SUHT UP man found out and outed me
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Old 03-09-2009, 11:26 AM   #475
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Old 03-11-2009, 10:48 AM   #476
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:21 PM   #477
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Hittng my sister in law on the head with a plate. It didn't break because it was corning wear but she felt it.
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Old 03-12-2009, 12:44 PM   #478
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chewing up an Effexor pill and then spitting it out and washing my mouth out when I realized what I was doing
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:51 AM   #479
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houses under water - permanent inundation

Jon warning me about a woman who will judge me
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:54 PM   #480
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http://www.zefrank.com/zesblog/archi...ou_had_th.html

I dreamed about the massive disembodied head of Gordon B. Hinckley telling me how the Mormon church was going badly astray from God's plan

but no, that wasn't the dream.
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