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Old 01-12-2009, 11:24 AM   #2881
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May I pluck out most of the hair on your head?


If you turn up the volume, then eat a banana as fast as you can, you'll see what I mean.
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:58 AM   #2882
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Now what about this otherwordly experience thingie you promised me?


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Old 01-12-2009, 03:39 PM   #2883
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How would you describe your date with Jesustitties?


The lure of rhythmic drive, harmonic anticipation, lucid structure and divinely sweet melody
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Old 01-12-2009, 04:11 PM   #2884
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Why do you want me to shout cusses in my native language at you? Again and again and again?


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Old 01-12-2009, 07:36 PM   #2885
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So would you go on a date with Dddrum or MoJoRisin?


Oh, that's probably wise.
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Old 01-12-2009, 09:16 PM   #2886
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I want to address this idea, but all of the sudden i am thinking better of it.

Well, it happened like this, he just disappeared, at first we thought he was on vacation in Jamaica but then, you know, he never even wrote a one word note... then as time wore on it hit us, he must have died !!, you know, because we all thought he loved us quite some bit.....
ANYWAY, to get to the gist of the thing, one day he just showed up and began to carry on as if he had never even left at all, our first thought was:"what the hell?" but then our hearts melted, and we were just so happy to have him back we hardly gave him any grief at all.
(He has a way with words.)
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Old 01-12-2009, 09:25 PM   #2887
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What will they be saying about George Bush 2 years from now?



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Old 01-13-2009, 01:32 PM   #2888
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What to ask now, dammit?



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Old 01-13-2009, 03:38 PM   #2889
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Is it okay to clip my toenails with my guests at the dinner table?




All I know is that it makes quite a bubbly froth in my soul when you whisper those particular words of magic into my ear.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:42 PM   #2890
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Shall I do the washing-up today, dear?

In front and behind, inside and out, right and left and high and low.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:56 PM   #2891
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How do you wash your toaster?


That's when you know you've become famous.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:59 PM   #2892
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What happens if you find your arse published next to zero's in an online magazine?

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Old 01-13-2009, 04:04 PM   #2893
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Is a person considered clearsighted if they don't spell "clearsightedness" properly?

It makes me laugh and be happy, and that's more than enough.
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Old 01-31-2009, 08:40 PM   #2894
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:04 PM   #2895
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Honey, what are we going to do with all these teenagers in the house?


It will be dealt with in as swift a manner as possible as long as the paperwork's in order.
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