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Old 08-22-2009, 12:11 AM   #3001
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Do you know how GOOD that feels?

Midnight and two more bottles of wine
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Old 08-22-2009, 04:05 AM   #3002
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dammit. am I 6 minutes too late?

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Old 08-22-2009, 12:02 PM   #3003
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What do you call a dead man?

A willing partner and a video camera.
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Old 08-22-2009, 09:52 PM   #3004
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What did the Alzheimer's patient consider to be a memorable date?

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Old 08-22-2009, 11:48 PM   #3005
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When picking a part of the male genitalia, what does the choice usually come down to?

Unexpectedly not what you thought.
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Old 08-23-2009, 09:06 AM   #3006
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What did you mean about "The Bride Of Zefrank"?


An electric fan, three eggs, and a bag of flour.
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Old 08-23-2009, 05:03 PM   #3007
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Are you trying to tempura yourself?

External charred, internally raw.
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Old 08-23-2009, 11:58 PM   #3008
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How would you describe yourself?

On a pear tree.
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Old 08-24-2009, 12:11 AM   #3009
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where was Funky Tuba sitting when he finally decided to change his icon?

YOU ONLY HAVE ONE HEADLIGHT !!
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Old 08-24-2009, 12:47 AM   #3010
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What's one of the least sensitive things to say to someone post-mastectomy?

That honey looks...skanky.
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:18 AM   #3011
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What's the title to Bobby Goldboro's first song?

Hot August night
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Old 08-24-2009, 03:19 PM   #3012
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What do you call it when Glenn Beck burns crosses at a KKK rally?




And to think it only costs $9.99!
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Old 08-26-2009, 05:15 AM   #3013
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Can I have some more of that tattoo remover?

Slurpily.
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Old 08-26-2009, 09:15 AM   #3014
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How do you like to have sex?

Please contact your attorney.
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:31 AM   #3015
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Did you see what the registered letter said that Kaskeens sent to Ysapur regarding that photo of her and Hyakujo's Fox at the beach?


Two guitars, a bass, a drum kit, and no synthesizers!
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