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Old 10-01-2009, 08:21 PM   #3046
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How did you cross the road now?

Nope. Not full yet. Working on it.
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Old 10-04-2009, 11:45 AM   #3047
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Had enough moo goo gai cat yet?

A sinus headache.
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Old 10-04-2009, 07:07 PM   #3048
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What do you call the ratio of the length of the side opposite an acute angle to the length of the hypotenuse?

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Old 10-06-2009, 10:37 PM   #3049
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What's the title of the slow-developing movie in which the main character, in response to a being asked his name, says "Bark. James Bark."?


A plate of fried chicken, half a bottle of wine, and an attentive cat.
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Old 10-15-2009, 05:56 PM   #3050
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What were the mummified remains in King Tut's tomb?


Meh - nothing to write home about.
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Old 10-19-2009, 09:53 AM   #3051
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So, Kama Sutra Sex Camp -- how was it?

Get that thing away from me!
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:23 AM   #3052
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So then, what did she say to your renewed romantic efforts? ( - doubtless inspired by the totally a-romantic, kama-less KSSC leaflet me fears... )


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Old 10-20-2009, 11:38 PM   #3053
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Any reason why you bought stock in Bayer, makers of the NSAID Aleve?

So I went under the knife.
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Old 10-21-2009, 02:22 PM   #3054
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Sorry about that - you were saying? You were tired of getting so many women pregnant.....?


It all worked out just fine except for the chunk of roast beef.
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Old 10-23-2009, 12:21 AM   #3055
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How was your saccade with you-know-who?


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Old 10-23-2009, 12:26 PM   #3056
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Daddy, let's go over the plan again. What am I supposed to do as I go up to the attic to hide just after I make it look I climb into the flying saucer balloon thing we made in the back yard and just before you cut it loose?

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Old 10-23-2009, 12:44 PM   #3057
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I understand where we get the communist reds and the Oxford blues, but what do you call those eco-folk who don't seem to have a good head on their shoulders?


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Old 10-24-2009, 01:50 AM   #3058
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About how many more posts do I have to get to the next thousands-digit in my post count?

Ok. Ok. So, it didn't actually fit.
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Old 04-10-2010, 01:15 AM   #3059
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Why'd this thread fall off the main page?

Indeed. It didn't.
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Old 06-08-2010, 04:12 PM   #3060
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Are you a pathological liar? I thought it did?

There was a disturbance in the fours.
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