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Old 08-26-2005, 04:35 AM   #136
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dear professor dinzdale,

thank you for your enquiry about using the village hall as a venue for your annual reunion with the nolan sisters. unfortunately, 45 lbs. of butter will not provide anywhere near the lubrication that will be required to make us capitulate to your demands. We will also require
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Old 08-26-2005, 06:20 AM   #137
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dear professor dinzdale,

thank you for your enquiry about using the village hall as a venue for your annual reunion with the nolan sisters. unfortunately, 45 lbs. of butter will not provide anywhere near the lubrication that will be required to make us capitulate to your demands. We will also require a fair amount of
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Old 08-26-2005, 06:25 AM   #138
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dear professor dinzdale,

thank you for your enquiry about using the village hall as a venue for your annual reunion with the nolan sisters. unfortunately, 45 lbs. of butter will not provide anywhere near the lubrication that will be required to make us capitulate to your demands. We will also require a fair amount of sawdust or other, similar absorbant material due to the likelihood of
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Old 08-26-2005, 01:11 PM   #139
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dear professor dinzdale,

thank you for your enquiry about using the village hall as a venue for your annual reunion with the nolan sisters. unfortunately, 45 lbs. of butter will not provide anywhere near the lubrication that will be required to make us capitulate to your demands. We will also require a fair amount of sawdust or other, similar absorbant material due to the likelihood of seepage, spillage, and oozing that can be expected to occur when
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Old 08-26-2005, 10:33 PM   #140
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dear professor dinzdale,

thank you for your enquiry about using the village hall as a venue for your annual reunion with the nolan sisters. unfortunately, 45 lbs. of butter will not provide anywhere near the lubrication that will be required to make us capitulate to your demands. We will also require a fair amount of sawdust or other, similar absorbant material due to the likelihood of seepage, spillage, and oozing that can be expected to occur when OH BOLLOCKS TO THIS, I'M SO FKVCING RATARSED I CANT EVEN SSSEE To TYPEpORPERLYbkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Old 08-26-2005, 10:34 PM   #141
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Old 08-27-2005, 01:18 AM   #142
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dear tooth fairy,

i left you this paper cutout of a tooth because i want to keep all my real teeth in a
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Old 08-27-2005, 11:39 AM   #143
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dear tooth fairy,

i left you this paper cutout of a tooth because i want to keep all my real teeth in a small box hewn out of solid black coral set with seashells and tiny pebbles that i found hidden in a hollow tree a long time ago. when i found the box, it was filled with
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Old 08-27-2005, 12:06 PM   #144
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dear tooth fairy,

i left you this paper cutout of a tooth because i want to keep all my real teeth in a small box hewn out of solid black coral set with seashells and tiny pebbles that i found hidden in a hollow tree a long time ago. when i found the box, it was filled with children's letters to God. I don't know
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Old 08-27-2005, 02:35 PM   #145
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dear tooth fairy,

i left you this paper cutout of a tooth because i want to keep all my real teeth in a small box hewn out of solid black coral set with seashells and tiny pebbles that i found hidden in a hollow tree a long time ago. when i found the box, it was filled with children's letters to God. I don't know what to do with them, really, so would you please take them and post them on the internet? I will give you a real tooth if you
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Old 08-27-2005, 03:15 PM   #146
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dear tooth fairy,

i left you this paper cutout of a tooth because i want to keep all my real teeth in a small box hewn out of solid black coral set with seashells and tiny pebbles that i found hidden in a hollow tree a long time ago. when i found the box, it was filled with children's letters to God. I don't know what to do with them, really, so would you please take them and post them on the internet? I will give you a real tooth if you insist, but i'm hoping that maybe just this once you'll accept a paper one from me.

about the letters - you could club together with god and santa too, and the three of you could make childrensletterstogod+santa+thetoothfairydotcom. my friend jubal thinks you're probably all shadowpoppets by the same person anyway and you never can tell with these internets can you?

i have to go now, someone's coming up the stairs.



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Old 08-27-2005, 03:32 PM   #147
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Old 08-28-2005, 07:11 AM   #148
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Old 08-28-2005, 09:47 AM   #149
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Old 08-28-2005, 03:44 PM   #150
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