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Old 08-30-2005, 06:28 AM   #181
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Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos.

i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover nekkid pictures of myself, which should only be used in extreme emergencies such as detection from enemies from within the state.

We are now exiled and wish to transact a business preposition with your kindest self as the emissary between your goodwill and our Swiss bank account, which will require a small advance from you to be refunded immediately upon receipt. Please consider this investmenats with the utmost secrecy, using the nekkid pictures as guarantee of my sincerity.

My father Ugeche Ramadan, aside from beings Minister of Finances was also a keen amateur
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:06 PM   #182
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Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos.

i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover nekkid pictures of myself, which should only be used in extreme emergencies such as detection from enemies from within the state.

We are now exiled and wish to transact a business preposition with your kindest self as the emissary between your goodwill and our Swiss bank account, which will require a small advance from you to be refunded immediately upon receipt. Please consider this investmenats with the utmost secrecy, using the nekkid pictures as guarantee of my sincerity.

My father Ugeche Ramadan, aside from beings Minister of Finances was also a keen amateur horticulturist. With this in mind, please note that I am now also privy to a large number of
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:39 PM   #183
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Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos.

i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover nekkid pictures of myself, which should only be used in extreme emergencies such as detection from enemies from within the state.

We are now exiled and wish to transact a business preposition with your kindest self as the emissary between your goodwill and our Swiss bank account, which will require a small advance from you to be refunded immediately upon receipt. Please consider this investmenats with the utmost secrecy, using the nekkid pictures as guarantee of my sincerity.

My father Ugeche Ramadan, aside from beings Minister of Finances was also a keen amateur horticulturist. With this in mind, please note that I am now also privy to a large number of attempts to lead a horticulture, even though the attempts have never made her think.
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:48 PM   #184
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Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos.

i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover nekkid pictures of myself, which should only be used in extreme emergencies such as detection from enemies from within the state.

We are now exiled and wish to transact a business preposition with your kindest self as the emissary between your goodwill and our Swiss bank account, which will require a small advance from you to be refunded immediately upon receipt. Please consider this investmenats with the utmost secrecy, using the nekkid pictures as guarantee of my sincerity.

My father Ugeche Ramadan, aside from beings Minister of Finances was also a keen amateur horticulturist. With this in mind, please note that I am now also privy to a large number of attempts to lead a horticulture, even though the attempts have never made her think.

thank you for your kind assistance in these important matters

kylie ndabaningi-ramadan
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:51 PM   #185
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Old 08-30-2005, 02:24 PM   #186
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so i suppose u could say that we were bf and gf....it makes me sick 2 my fukken stomach how u did the things that u did....u made me feel like
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Old 08-30-2005, 02:26 PM   #187
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so i suppose u could say that we were bf and gf....it makes me sick 2 my fukken stomach how u did the things that u did....u made me feel like my noodly appendage just wasn't good enough for you. Because of that, I have now taken the rather extreme step of removing
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Old 08-30-2005, 02:30 PM   #188
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dear john

so i suppose u could say that we were bf and gf....it makes me sick 2 my fukken stomach how u did the things that u did....u made me feel like my noodly appendage just wasn't good enough for you. Because of that, I have now taken the rather extreme step of removing ur library card from my wallet. see how it feels? it was all good in the beginning but u ruined it....u let ur frens
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Old 08-31-2005, 03:19 AM   #189
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dear john

so i suppose u could say that we were bf and gf....it makes me sick 2 my fukken stomach how u did the things that u did....u made me feel like my noodly appendage just wasn't good enough for you. Because of that, I have now taken the rather extreme step of removing ur library card from my wallet. see how it feels? it was all good in the beginning but u ruined it....u let ur frens get 2 the point where nekkid animal sex don't mean nothin enny more. What next,
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Old 08-31-2005, 07:40 AM   #190
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so i suppose u could say that we were bf and gf....it makes me sick 2 my fukken stomach how u did the things that u did....u made me feel like my noodly appendage just wasn't good enough for you. Because of that, I have now taken the rather extreme step of removing ur library card from my wallet. see how it feels? it was all good in the beginning but u ruined it....u let ur frens get 2 the point where nekkid animal sex don't mean nothin enny more. What next, u gunna start mekkin thos hand alfabet signils at me agin? if u are then u can
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Old 08-31-2005, 07:57 AM   #191
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dear john

so i suppose u could say that we were bf and gf....it makes me sick 2 my fukken stomach how u did the things that u did....u made me feel like my noodly appendage just wasn't good enough for you. Because of that, I have now taken the rather extreme step of removing ur library card from my wallet. see how it feels? it was all good in the beginning but u ruined it....u let ur frens get 2 the point where nekkid animal sex don't mean nothin enny more. What next, u gunna start mekkin thos hand alfabet signils at me agin? if u are then u can GO F-CK URSELF....F-CK UR GF...F-CK UR FRENS..I HOPE U
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dear john

so i suppose u could say that we were bf and gf....it makes me sick 2 my fukken stomach how u did the things that u did....u made me feel like my noodly appendage just wasn't good enough for you. Because of that, I have now taken the rather extreme step of removing ur library card from my wallet. see how it feels? it was all good in the beginning but u ruined it....u let ur frens get 2 the point where nekkid animal sex don't mean nothin enny more. What next, u gunna start mekkin thos hand alfabet signils at me agin? if u are then u can GO F-CK URSELF....F-CK UR GF...F-CK UR FRENS..I HOPE U NO UR ALFABET PROPER.
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Old 08-31-2005, 08:11 AM   #193
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dear john

so i suppose u could say that we were bf and gf....it makes me sick 2 my fukken stomach how u did the things that u did....u made me feel like my noodly appendage just wasn't good enough for you. Because of that, I have now taken the rather extreme step of removing ur library card from my wallet. see how it feels? it was all good in the beginning but u ruined it....u let ur frens get 2 the point where nekkid animal sex don't mean nothin enny more. What next, u gunna start mekkin thos hand alfabet signils at me agin? if u are then u can GO F-CK URSELF....F-CK UR GF...F-CK UR FRENS..I HOPE U NO UR ALFABET PROPER. AND SPEAKIN OF PROPER...GET A REAL JOB YOU R A F-KKEN JANITOR1 HAHAHAHAHA HOW TF COULD YOU THINK OF BEING WITH ME?

GOODBYE ASSHOLE

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Old 08-31-2005, 07:09 PM   #194
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Dear Yoko,
I wandered lonely as a cloud, around the halls and marble stairwells of Castle Gordon - in my capacity of - as you so eloquently put it - "janitor".
My valet brought your letter to me, after having served high tea in the parlour.
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Old 08-31-2005, 10:01 PM   #195
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Dear Yoko,

I wandered lonely as a cloud, around the halls and marble stairwells of Castle Gordon - in my capacity of - as you so eloquently put it - "janitor". My valet brought your letter to me, after having served high tea in the parlour. as i sat there munching my chocolate hobnobs, i had a few ideas about life and stuff.. imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try - no hell below us, above us only sky! imagine all the people living for today. imagine there's no countries (it isnt hard to do11) nothing to kill or die for.. no religion too!! imagine all the people living life in peace. imagine no possesions!!! (i wonder if you can?) no need for greed or hunger.. a brotherhood of man. imagine all the people sharing all the world...

you may say i'm a dreamer but i'm not the only one! i hope some day you'll join us and the world will live as one.

a very merry christmas (and a happy new year)

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