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Old 10-09-2005, 01:17 AM   #301
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Dear Prudence,

Won't you come out to play?
Dear Prudence, the skies are so gray.
But your mum is out
No dad about,
so you can shout.

Sincerely,
Ringo, Paul, George, John
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Old 10-09-2005, 01:20 AM   #302
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Dear Burritto Bill,
I realize that you're Taco Bob's sidekick/arch nemisis, but
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Old 10-10-2005, 03:09 PM   #303
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Dear Burritto Bill,
I realize that you're Taco Bob's sidekick/arch nemisis, but I find it necessary to engage your services against a most pernicious threat, namely: Captain Mylanta and his annoyingly soothing sidekick DiGel.
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Old 10-11-2005, 05:59 AM   #304
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Dear Burritto Bill,
I realize that you're Taco Bob's sidekick/arch nemisis, but I find it necessary to engage your services against a most pernicious threat, namely: Captain Mylanta and his annoyingly soothing sidekick DiGel.
These two rapscallions seem to think its funny that I have
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Old 10-12-2005, 07:56 PM   #305
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Dear Burritto Bill,
I realize that you're Taco Bob's sidekick/arch nemisis, but I find it necessary to engage your services against a most pernicious threat, namely: Captain Mylanta and his annoyingly soothing sidekick DiGel.
These two rapscallions seem to think its funny that I have spent my last dubloons on worcester sauce and bovril. However, if you think about it rationally, you'll see that the reason for this alleged rash behaviour is that
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Old 10-14-2005, 04:54 PM   #306
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Dear Burritto Bill,
I realize that you're Taco Bob's sidekick/arch nemisis, but I find it necessary to engage your services against a most pernicious threat, namely: Captain Mylanta and his annoyingly soothing sidekick DiGel. These two rapscallions seem to think its funny that I have spent my last dubloons on worcester sauce and bovril. However, if you think about it rationally, you'll see that the reason for this alleged rash behaviour is that human digestion must be overthrown. STOMACHS WILL TURN! It is this inevitable, inevitabilous inevitabilitude that has galvanized me, and if you've ever been galvanized, you know it ain't pretty. I, the mighty Nauseous, will hit these weaklings where it hurts:
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Old 11-04-2005, 04:31 PM   #307
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Dear Burritto Bill,
I realize that you're Taco Bob's sidekick/arch nemisis, but I find it necessary to engage your services against a most pernicious threat, namely: Captain Mylanta and his annoyingly soothing sidekick DiGel. These two rapscallions seem to think its funny that I have spent my last dubloons on worcester sauce and bovril. However, if you think about it rationally, you'll see that the reason for this alleged rash behaviour is that human digestion must be overthrown. STOMACHS WILL TURN! It is this inevitable, inevitabilous inevitabilitude that has galvanized me, and if you've ever been galvanized, you know it ain't pretty. I, the mighty Nauseous, will hit these weaklings where it hurts:
Esteemed Jedi Master,

Thank you for your submission. We regret to inform you that it is not suited for the particular needs of Letters to Penthouse Forum. We suggest that you obtain several issues of our magazine, and familiarize yourself with the style and content of the writing therein. We place a strong emphasis on interpersonal relationships, with a special accent on the conjunction of body parts. It really doesn't matter which ones, but take it from me, the moister, the better. We look forward to your further input.

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Old 11-10-2005, 05:06 AM   #308
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Old 11-10-2005, 07:12 AM   #309
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we are as near as far can be
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Old 11-10-2005, 07:24 AM   #310
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we are as near as far can be - look the spangles that sleep
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Old 11-10-2005, 03:44 PM   #311
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we are as near as far can be - look the spangles that sleep are breaking my heart. our heart.
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:10 PM   #312
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we are as near as far can be - look the spangles that sleep are breaking my heart. our heart.nobody,not even the rain,
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:48 PM   #313
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we are as near as far can be - look the spangles that sleep are breaking my heart.our heart.nobody,not even the rain,has seen the lightning that shoots up and sparkles in the rain.not even the rain
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:58 PM   #314
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we are as near as far can be - look the spangles that sleep are breaking my heart.our heart.nobody,not even the rain,has seen the lightning that shoots up and sparkles in the rain.not even the rain im lying in but i never wave - not even the warm rain comes
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Old 11-10-2005, 05:21 PM   #315
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dearest we

we are as near as far can be
look
the spangles that sleep
are breaking my heart.our heart.
nobody,not even the rain,
has seen the lightning that shoots
up
and sparkles in the rain.
not even the rain
im lying in but i never wave -
not even the warm rain
comes in waves(when the spangles sleep)
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