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Old 08-24-2005, 05:51 PM   #121
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your sheep have finally overdone it. that's it alright! last night, just as i was driving up the glen on my way home from ladies night at the auchtermuchty town hall, a group of four ewes and a large ram
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Old 08-24-2005, 05:54 PM   #122
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dear alisdair,


your sheep have finally overdone it. that's it alright! last night, just as i was driving up the glen on my way home from ladies night at the auchtermuchty town hall, a group of four ewes and a large ram had unlawfully broken into my garage and were in the process of
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:05 PM   #123
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dear alisdair,


your sheep have finally overdone it. that's it alright! last night, just as i was driving up the glen on my way home from ladies night at the auchtermuchty town hall, a group of four ewes and a large ram had unlawfully broken into my garage and were in the process of shagging the arses off each other. luckily,
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:11 PM   #124
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dear alisdair,


your sheep have finally overdone it. that's it alright! last night, just as i was driving up the glen on my way home from ladies night at the auchtermuchty town hall, a group of four ewes and a large ram had unlawfully broken into my garage and were in the process of shagging the arses off each other. luckily, i have kept father's garden hose god bless his soul, close to the rose bushes, and was able to
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:19 PM   #125
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dear alisdair,


your sheep have finally overdone it. that's it alright! last night, just as i was driving up the glen on my way home from ladies night at the auchtermuchty town hall, a group of four ewes and a large ram had unlawfully broken into my garage and were in the process of shagging the arses off each other. luckily, i have kept father's garden hose god bless his soul, close to the rose bushes, and was able to set it to "sprinkle" and cool off under some cold water because you see, alisdair, the sight of all this ovine hanky panky was getting me in quite a lather!

imagine my surprise then, when
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:26 PM   #126
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dear alisdair,


your sheep have finally overdone it. that's it alright! last night, just as i was driving up the glen on my way home from ladies night at the auchtermuchty town hall, a group of four ewes and a large ram had unlawfully broken into my garage and were in the process of shagging the arses off each other. luckily, i have kept father's garden hose god bless his soul, close to the rose bushes, and was able to set it to "sprinkle" and cool off under some cold water because you see, alisdair, the sight of all this ovine hanky panky was getting me in quite a lather!

imagine my surprise then, when i ended up in my own front yard, soaking wet head to toe! the bloody thing was broken and i swear the ungodly group in my garage was laughing at my sad state
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:32 PM   #127
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dear alisdair,


your sheep have finally overdone it. that's it alright! last night, just as i was driving up the glen on my way home from ladies night at the auchtermuchty town hall, a group of four ewes and a large ram had unlawfully broken into my garage and were in the process of shagging the arses off each other. luckily, i have kept father's garden hose god bless his soul, close to the rose bushes, and was able to set it to "sprinkle" and cool off under some cold water because you see, alisdair, the sight of all this ovine hanky panky was getting me in quite a lather!

imagine my surprise then, when i ended up in my own front yard, soaking wet head to toe! the bloody thing was broken and i swear the ungodly group in my garage was laughing at my sad state. finally, to top the whole thing off.. OCH NOOO - did i no' stub my toe on the old fish bucket besid the cludgie. by the time the pain subsided there was no sign of the woolly
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:37 PM   #128
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dear alisdair,


your sheep have finally overdone it. that's it alright! last night, just as i was driving up the glen on my way home from ladies night at the auchtermuchty town hall, a group of four ewes and a large ram had unlawfully broken into my garage and were in the process of shagging the arses off each other. luckily, i have kept father's garden hose god bless his soul, close to the rose bushes, and was able to set it to "sprinkle" and cool off under some cold water because you see, alisdair, the sight of all this ovine hanky panky was getting me in quite a lather!

imagine my surprise then, when i ended up in my own front yard, soaking wet head to toe! the bloody thing was broken and i swear the ungodly group in my garage was laughing at my sad state. finally, to top the whole thing off.. OCH NOOO - did i no' stub my toe on the old fish bucket besid the cludgie. by the time the pain subsided there was no sign of the woolly congregation, father's lawn chairs were left jumbled and stained on the garage floor, my poor heart
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:44 PM   #129
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dear alisdair,


your sheep have finally overdone it. that's it alright! last night, just as i was driving up the glen on my way home from ladies night at the auchtermuchty town hall, a group of four ewes and a large ram had unlawfully broken into my garage and were in the process of shagging the arses off each other. luckily, i have kept father's garden hose god bless his soul, close to the rose bushes, and was able to set it to "sprinkle" and cool off under some cold water because you see, alisdair, the sight of all this ovine hanky panky was getting me in quite a lather!

imagine my surprise then, when i ended up in my own front yard, soaking wet head to toe! the bloody thing was broken and i swear the ungodly group in my garage was laughing at my sad state. finally, to top the whole thing off.. OCH NOOO - did i no' stub my toe on the old fish bucket besid the cludgie. by the time the pain subsided there was no sign of the woolly congregation, father's lawn chairs were left jumbled and stained on the garage floor, my poor heart beating like the drum in drumshoogle.

please alisdair, i don't want this to have to come up to glenbogle and knock your block off so please get that flock of yours
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:49 PM   #130
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dear alisdair,


your sheep have finally overdone it. that's it alright! last night, just as i was driving up the glen on my way home from ladies night at the auchtermuchty town hall, a group of four ewes and a large ram had unlawfully broken into my garage and were in the process of shagging the arses off each other. luckily, i have kept father's garden hose god bless his soul, close to the rose bushes, and was able to set it to "sprinkle" and cool off under some cold water because you see, alisdair, the sight of all this ovine hanky panky was getting me in quite a lather!

imagine my surprise then, when i ended up in my own front yard, soaking wet head to toe! the bloody thing was broken and i swear the ungodly group in my garage was laughing at my sad state. finally, to top the whole thing off.. OCH NOOO - did i no' stub my toe on the old fish bucket besid the cludgie. by the time the pain subsided there was no sign of the woolly congregation, father's lawn chairs were left jumbled and stained on the garage floor, my poor heart beating like the drum in drumshoogle.

please alisdair, i don't want this to have to come up to glenbogle and knock your block off so please get that flock of yours some kind of treatment - it's just not healthy!
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Old 08-24-2005, 06:55 PM   #131
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dear alisdair,


your sheep have finally overdone it. that's it alright! last night, just as i was driving up the glen on my way home from ladies night at the auchtermuchty town hall, a group of four ewes and a large ram had unlawfully broken into my garage and were in the process of shagging the arses off each other. luckily, i have kept father's garden hose god bless his soul, close to the rose bushes, and was able to set it to "sprinkle" and cool off under some cold water because you see, alisdair, the sight of all this ovine hanky panky was getting me in quite a lather!

imagine my surprise then, when i ended up in my own front yard, soaking wet head to toe! the bloody thing was broken and i swear the ungodly group in my garage was laughing at my sad state. finally, to top the whole thing off.. OCH NOOO - did i no' stub my toe on the old fish bucket besid the cludgie. by the time the pain subsided there was no sign of the woolly congregation, father's lawn chairs were left jumbled and stained on the garage floor, my poor heart beating like the drum in drumshoogle.

please alisdair, i don't want this to have to come up to glenbogle and knock your block off so please get that flock of yours some kind of treatment - it's just not healthy!

when you get back on friday can we discuss this sheep-fixation of yours sensibly?


your loving wife

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Old 08-25-2005, 09:54 AM   #132
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dear professor dinzdale,

thank you for your enquiry about
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Old 08-25-2005, 11:45 AM   #133
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dear professor dinzdale,

thank you for your enquiry about using the village hall as a venue for your
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Old 08-25-2005, 11:52 AM   #134
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dear professor dinzdale,

thank you for your enquiry about using the village hall as a venue for your annual reunion with the nolan sisters. unfortunately, 45 lbs. of butter will not
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Old 08-26-2005, 03:52 AM   #135
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dear professor dinzdale,

thank you for your enquiry about using the village hall as a venue for your annual reunion with the nolan sisters. unfortunately, 45 lbs. of butter will not provide anywhere near the lubrication that will be required to
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