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Old 01-13-2004, 12:37 AM   #136
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hearing all of her random stuf makes me laugh till days end
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Old 01-13-2004, 11:46 AM   #137
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Old 01-13-2004, 05:26 PM   #138
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Old 01-13-2004, 05:45 PM   #139
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Jaymirror is a pretty girl...for a rabbit.


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Old 01-13-2004, 05:48 PM   #140
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Coffee is very funny... for a beverage
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Old 01-13-2004, 08:15 PM   #141
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Jaymirror is quite possibly one of the most actively reproductive creatures on the planet
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Old 01-13-2004, 08:18 PM   #142
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Old 01-13-2004, 08:20 PM   #143
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(cough..splutter..) When i imagine "playful" rabbit like nymphs they tend to have met Hugh Heffner
You ever met him?
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Old 01-13-2004, 08:24 PM   #144
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i just did! Don't want to see more. I'm just a little bunny rabbit you know.

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Old 01-13-2004, 08:45 PM   #145
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Well now i do know a little about night clubs but more about bunnies .For instance all bunnies are smaller than Leopards ....but there are two breeds that are bigger than Spaniels ,incredibly the ears are just as long but are generally held near vertical where as the poncey Spaniel's droop rather pathetically towards and normally in their water bowl

Alas we owned a couple of your cousins.Unfourtunately the first one was dispensed and dispersed all over the run by ,we think a Fox(Booooooooo Hissss) and the second succumed to a mysterious illness .Every morning she would flip over the breakfast bowl and ignore the crap we gave her. So my wife then tried a piece of cheese on toast which the bunnie loved The next day she refused cheese but went full tilt for Jam(strawberry i seem to remember) on the third day marmalade on toast rang her bell . Sadly on the fourth day she was stiff as a bored and stone cold but alive ..just .
A trip to the Vet though heartfelt proved to be nothing more than a hopeless gesture. She went to that shagfest of a warren in the sky ).My wife barely able to hold back the tears sobbed "What was wrong Dr what was ...w..r...o...n..ggg" He took a deep breath and said "I cannot be 100% certain but it looked like "MIXAMYTOASTIES"
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Old 01-13-2004, 09:20 PM   #146
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Old 01-13-2004, 10:10 PM   #147
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Sadly apart from the toast and the jocular Veternarian the 2 bunnies did snuff it exactly as i described . Poor things .

Red has a very alluring name ......
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:26 AM   #148
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Old 01-14-2004, 11:40 AM   #149
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Old 01-14-2004, 11:42 AM   #150
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rimmer reminds me of this grilled chicken entree i had at this restaurant when i was about 17
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