|03-12-2007, 03:36 PM||#2598|
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: we are all made of stars
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an
examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You
have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose
herself and walk into the waiting room, where her
daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are
good, and we celebrate when things don't go well. In
this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's
head to the club and have a martini."
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little
less somber. There
were some laughs and more martinis. They were
eventually approached by some of the woman's old
friends, who were curious as to what the two were
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
impending end. "I have been diagnosed with AIDS ,"The
friends gave the woman their condolences, and they had
a couple of more martinis.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned
over and whispered, Momma, I thought you said you were
dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you
were dying of AIDS."
The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches
sleeping with your father after I'm gone.
Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind.
|03-12-2007, 04:14 PM||#2599|
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
In the morning the garbage truck rolled past and emptied my neighbour's bins. Her two toddlers came running out of the house to gleefully peek into the bins and see if the rubbish was gone.
Is this the new 'leave food out for the spirits and see if they take it'?
It was damn cute though.
|03-18-2007, 07:05 PM||#2601|
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
|03-18-2007, 11:29 PM||#2603|
Join Date: Jan 2003
|03-26-2007, 10:02 AM||#2608|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
My strength is as the strength of eight --
My heart is nearly pure.
|03-26-2007, 09:52 PM||#2610|
landscaping is fun
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: up river and down river
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