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Old 01-16-2009, 03:24 AM   #751
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Old 01-17-2009, 02:18 PM   #752
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Is that your evil ex? Or that big bully of a brother of yours? Oh God! It's your monster of a father, isn't it! Oh God OhGod ohgodohgodohgod...
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Old 01-18-2009, 05:17 AM   #753
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"Now do you believe me? I told you that bra was dangerous. It was about to eat the flesh right off of you."

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Old 01-18-2009, 05:22 AM   #754
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I don't need feminine protection, I am feminine protection.
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Old 01-18-2009, 05:26 AM   #755
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ouch.........i'll protect u!
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Old 01-18-2009, 05:40 AM   #756
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Thank you. Double protection is always a good idea.
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Old 01-18-2009, 05:53 AM   #757
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we don't need double protection......unless u r double dipping
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Old 01-18-2009, 06:17 AM   #758
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I said that it's a good idea. That's all. I choose my words carefully.
They don't call me the whorish mouthpiece for the vast right wing conspiracy for nothing, you know.
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Old 01-18-2009, 02:57 PM   #759
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That fvckn' Shrub lied to me too.
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Old 01-25-2009, 07:04 AM   #760
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And sometimes he didn't brush his teeth thoroughly either.
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Old 01-25-2009, 07:44 AM   #761
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Why, your dress looks nice on you, too!
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:53 PM   #762
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Old 01-28-2009, 01:30 AM   #763
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"Bad news, Harry. La Leche League says that they just don't get much call for wet nurses anymore. Sorry buddy.
On the bright side, we brought you a breast pump."
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:19 PM   #764
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:20 PM   #765
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"Dad, do you ever feel, you know - not so fresh?"
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