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Old 01-08-2005, 05:25 AM   #3811
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An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
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Old 01-08-2005, 07:10 AM   #3812
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An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite
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Old 01-08-2005, 01:30 PM   #3813
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An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite
From Halloween to Hanukkah
She roamed Santa Monica
To rescue Louise from her plight.
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Old 01-09-2005, 02:45 AM   #3814
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An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite
From Halloween to Hanukkah
She roamed Santa Monica
To rescue Louise from her plight.

But when Louise's flight hit the tarmac
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Old 01-09-2005, 01:01 PM   #3815
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An expert in art at the MOMA
decided to see Oklahoma
so she packed up the Mini
with hot pants (she's skinny)
and the dog of her best friend, Ramona

They set off with great expectation,
Louise and the dog v. the nation
From Portland to Bangor
Louise became angered
By the absence of good conversation.

She called up Ramona to say
"Please meet me in Santa Fe.
I'm down on my luck
and just spent my last buck
And your dog has just run away."

So Ramona was on the next flight
unfortunately, as high as a kite
From Halloween to Hanukkah
She roamed Santa Monica
To rescue Louise from her plight.

But when Louise's flight hit the tarmac
At six hundred per, not an arm (ack!)
nor a leg (ew!) remain
from aluminum rain --
I'm heading off now for the bar, Mac.
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Old 01-09-2005, 07:36 PM   #3816
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Old 01-10-2005, 12:06 AM   #3817
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found a mark to work a few coin
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Old 01-10-2005, 01:10 PM   #3818
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Old 01-11-2005, 05:34 AM   #3819
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A dastardly dog from Des Moines
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But a dog from Dubuque
on a whim and a fluke
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Old 01-11-2005, 07:03 AM   #3820
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A dastardly dog from Des Moines
found a mark to work a few coin
But a dog from Dubuque
on a whim and a fluke
Licked that pug with a kick to the groin.
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Old 01-11-2005, 11:53 PM   #3821
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:25 AM   #3822
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"If I were a ship, would I sink?
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Old 01-12-2005, 12:57 AM   #3823
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I look at my fat
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Old 01-12-2005, 05:10 PM   #3824
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I sit at the shoreline and think,
"If I were a ship, would I sink?"
I look at my fat
And the ground where I sat
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Old 01-12-2005, 05:15 PM   #3825
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"If I were a ship, would I sink?"
I look at my fat
And the ground where I sat
And mourn the imprint of my dink.
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