teh photos we failed to take - ZEFRANK.COM

zero · 03-10-2005, 12:21 PM

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here is a picture i didn't take of mighty oil platforms off the coast of scotland suggesting other-worldly robots illuminated in the blackness of the north-sea night as my helicopter was flying due east at two thousand feet above the raging waves

12"razormix · 03-10-2005, 01:01 PM

you goofball!

zero · 03-10-2005, 01:12 PM

lol heehhah

here's a picture i missed of an elderly man in an orange "SECURITY GUARD" raincoat looking glum and pushing a shopping trolley across a pedestrian crossing. as you can't see, the trolley is filled with three large boxes bearing the word "socks"

zero · 03-10-2005, 01:21 PM

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abstract with brussels-sprout

there was something about the way the sunlight light was hitting it caught my eye

zefrank · 03-10-2005, 01:29 PM

the way i was standing made the reflection look like the tractor was coming out of my butt.

dinzdale · 03-10-2005, 04:24 PM

Here is a picture I took of the Nolan Sisters skinny dipping from the back of my yacht. In the background is the lighthouse at Alexandria.

dinzdale · 03-10-2005, 04:40 PM

...and here is my friend Pammy getting her massive tits out.

In the background is the Zigurat of Ur.

zero · 03-10-2005, 05:29 PM

^^ wow!!

you've failed beautifully to capture a moment in either of those professor dinzdale - thanks for sharing!!

now, here's one i never took at teh mcvities biscuit factory in high wycombe of a mannequin with a motorised mouth to test the amount of crumbs biscuits produce. it's called the "crumb test dummy" and tests which baking techniques produce the most crumbs

and then seconds later i did not take this one:

it's not of liz ashdown - mcvitie's brand manager - just after she'd said something like "eating lots of biscuits is obviously an enjoyable prospect for most people but we haven't yet found a human who can test on this scale,"

craig johnston · 03-10-2005, 05:32 PM

^^^^^^
oh no, you've mentioned mcvities!
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
mmmmmmmmhhhh!

zefrank · 03-10-2005, 05:35 PM

i didn't take this shot of a cruise ship that had the word's "blow me" graffitied on its side.

craig johnston · 03-10-2005, 05:40 PM

one i never took of me eating a freshly dunked plain
chocolate digestive and smiling really manically because
i am in heaven, thus not on earth and unable to take
pictures also cos my hands are full and a dunked plain
chocolate digestive is a delicate thing.

btw only mcvities, accept no imitations.

zero · 03-10-2005, 05:56 PM

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self-portrait with radio mast

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craig johnston · 03-10-2005, 05:59 PM

^^^^
oh, it's a 'radio mast' is it?! i was wondering mr z.

dinzdale · 03-10-2005, 06:23 PM

A black and white portrait of Lenin, reading a copy of Razzle.

zero · 03-10-2005, 06:24 PM

in this picture that i failed to take in london yesterday there's a sharp-suited pimp, saying "do you work here?" to a woman in jeans and a "boob-tube".

i failed to take the photo just as i was about to get on the double decker bus (also not pictured)

03-10-2005, 12:21 PM	#1
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	teh photos we failed to take . here is a picture i didn't take of mighty oil platforms off the coast of scotland suggesting other-worldly robots illuminated in the blackness of the north-sea night as my helicopter was flying due east at two thousand feet above the raging waves

03-10-2005, 05:32 PM	#9
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	^^^^^^ oh no, you've mentioned mcvities! plain chocolate digestives plain chocolate digestives plain chocolate digestives plain chocolate digestives plain chocolate digestives plain chocolate digestives plain chocolate digestives plain chocolate digestives plain chocolate digestives mmmmmmmmhhhh! __________________ the tea leaf family

03-10-2005, 05:40 PM	#11
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	one i never took of me eating a freshly dunked plain chocolate digestive and smiling really manically because i am in heaven, thus not on earth and unable to take pictures also cos my hands are full and a dunked plain chocolate digestive is a delicate thing. btw only mcvities, accept no imitations. __________________ the tea leaf family

03-10-2005, 05:59 PM	#13
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	^^^^ oh, it's a 'radio mast' is it?! i was wondering mr z. __________________ the tea leaf family

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03-10-2005, 01:01 PM	#2
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	you goofball!

03-10-2005, 01:12 PM	#3
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	lol heehhah here's a picture i missed of an elderly man in an orange "SECURITY GUARD" raincoat looking glum and pushing a shopping trolley across a pedestrian crossing. as you can't see, the trolley is filled with three large boxes bearing the word "socks"

03-10-2005, 01:21 PM	#4
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	. abstract with brussels-sprout there was something about the way the sunlight light was hitting it caught my eye

03-10-2005, 01:29 PM	#5
zefrank ------------- Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: brooklyn NY Posts: 1,581	the way i was standing made the reflection look like the tractor was coming out of my butt.

03-10-2005, 04:24 PM	#6
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Here is a picture I took of the Nolan Sisters skinny dipping from the back of my yacht. In the background is the lighthouse at Alexandria.

03-10-2005, 04:40 PM	#7
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	...and here is my friend Pammy getting her massive tits out. In the background is the Zigurat of Ur.

03-10-2005, 05:29 PM	#8
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	^^ wow!! you've failed beautifully to capture a moment in either of those professor dinzdale - thanks for sharing!! now, here's one i never took at teh mcvities biscuit factory in high wycombe of a mannequin with a motorised mouth to test the amount of crumbs biscuits produce. it's called the "crumb test dummy" and tests which baking techniques produce the most crumbs and then seconds later i did not take this one: it's not of liz ashdown - mcvitie's brand manager - just after she'd said something like "eating lots of biscuits is obviously an enjoyable prospect for most people but we haven't yet found a human who can test on this scale,"

03-10-2005, 05:35 PM	#10
zefrank ------------- Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: brooklyn NY Posts: 1,581	i didn't take this shot of a cruise ship that had the word's "blow me" graffitied on its side.

03-10-2005, 05:56 PM	#12
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	. self-portrait with radio mast .

03-10-2005, 06:23 PM	#14
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	A black and white portrait of Lenin, reading a copy of Razzle.

03-10-2005, 06:24 PM	#15
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	in this picture that i failed to take in london yesterday there's a sharp-suited pimp, saying "do you work here?" to a woman in jeans and a "boob-tube". i failed to take the photo just as i was about to get on the double decker bus (also not pictured)