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Old 07-06-2007, 11:10 AM   #2836
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It's nice how often we make each other laugh around here.

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I wish a sniper would take care of the guy playing soft-core porn melodies on his saxophone right above my office
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:32 PM   #2837
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I love the author of this article.

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Others think the fish are purposely attacking boaters who invade their turf, but Dr. Sulak said sturgeon were as docile as lambs. He sometimes acts as their public relations agent, encouraging curious boaters to watch as he nets sturgeon for population counts. They lie quietly on a scale in his boat, their rough, cold bodies looking bronze one second, greenish gold the next.

Some onlookers melt. “Once they see they’re not monstrous, they don’t have big teeth, they’re not mean — they’re kind of lovable, in a way,” he said, “that kind of defuses things.”
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:10 PM   #2838
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^^look for the Gund "Stewart Sturgeon" plush toy debuting this Christmas
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Old 07-09-2007, 04:35 AM   #2839
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My work.

Care worker: I've tried to her attend her three times and she called me a b*tch so I walked out and left her

Mad resident: She just walked out on me!

Snake: Yes, but I know what you called her to make her walk out on you

Mad resident: I called her nothing that wasn't completely reasonable


And also.

"We got Mum stitching name labels on Dad's clothing because it's something we discovered she can still do.......then we found she'd sewn them all onto the fronts of his clothing"
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Old 07-09-2007, 09:49 AM   #2840
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Toilet Seat Art Museum

Me? From Texas? NOoooo, I'm not from Texas...
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Old 07-09-2007, 02:12 PM   #2841
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SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO FEAST ON THE FLESH OF THE LIVING HERE COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN
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Old 07-09-2007, 02:29 PM   #2842
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i just remembered this golden oldie:

wheeeeeeee!

probably nsfw.
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Old 07-09-2007, 06:57 PM   #2843
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Old 07-09-2007, 10:50 PM   #2844
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:11 AM   #2845
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i just remembered this golden oldie:

wheeeeeeee!

probably nsfw.
Gonads in the lightning! IN THE LIGHTNING!
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Old 07-10-2007, 02:48 PM   #2846
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bit of text on zapruder.nl


Terwijl de prijs van oliefutures bezig is alle records te breken, kijken twee miljard mensen naar een wereldwijde rockshow om meer bewustheid te kweken voor “global warming”. Met een keiharde indoctrinatiecampagne wordt de wereldbevolking duidelijk gemaakt dat “we het zuiniger aan moeten doen want het is twee voor twaalf”. Ondertussen raast door het Midden Oosten een oorlogsmachine die per dag evenveel olie consumeert als heel Zwitserland. Worden er in het kader van de strijd tegen terreur tonnen verarmd uranium de atmosfeer en aarde ingepompt en wordt er druk gelobbied om een kerncentrale in Iran op te blazen. Meneer Gore.....het is goed met u.....


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While the price of oil futures is breaking all records, two billion people are watching a worldwide rockshow to endorse awareness about "global warming". With a rock-hard indoctrination campaign the world population is made clear that "we should be more economical because the time to act is now". Meanwhile, a war machine is raging through the Middle East that is consuming more oil every day than the whole of Switzerland. In the name of the war on terror tons of depleted uranium are being pumped into the atmosphere and into the earth and they are lobbying to blow up a nuclear plant in Iran. Mr Gore.....yeah right....
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Old 07-10-2007, 03:19 PM   #2847
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i don't get that last line. what does gore have to do with the decisions made by this administration?

you might as well say "auntie aubrey, yeah right."
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Old 07-10-2007, 03:31 PM   #2848
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hmmm i guess "yeah right" isnt a good translation for that line.. it's like we're telling mr gore that it's useless to take part in his environmental campaign because the government is spilling everything anyway. it's dutch sarcasm i guess.. i can't figure out how to translate it properly! any ideas?
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:18 PM   #2849
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maybe something along the lines of "nice try, gore."

(although i disagree with the sentiment. making an effort still counts.)
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:37 PM   #2850
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how about.... .

Mr. Gore... whatever...

or

Mr. Gore... you've got bigger fish to fry.

or

Mr. Gore... keep your eye on the ball.

or

Mr. Gore... you can't see the trees for the forest.
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