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Old 12-30-2002, 06:18 PM   #1
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Fun Alphabet Story

OK, people, so this is how it goes:
I'll start a story with a sentence beginning with the letter A, and the person after me will keep it going with the letter B, C, D, E, F, G, etc and so on.

"Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day..."
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Old 12-30-2002, 08:54 PM   #2
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
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Old 12-30-2002, 09:16 PM   #3
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
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Old 12-30-2002, 09:37 PM   #4
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
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Old 12-30-2002, 10:16 PM   #5
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
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Old 12-30-2002, 10:32 PM   #6
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
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Old 12-30-2002, 10:59 PM   #7
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
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Old 12-30-2002, 11:07 PM   #8
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
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Old 12-31-2002, 07:58 PM   #9
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If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
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Old 12-31-2002, 08:03 PM   #10
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day,
But he had not paid his bills
Carefully he shredded all of the notifications
Denying that he had not paid
Every second, he recieved a rude letter,
Finally the annoyances ceased!
Gertrude, his lawyer, had arranged for dinner that night
Happily the duck accepted
Inoccent of any prosecution from her
Justice had prevailed!
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Old 12-31-2002, 09:58 PM   #11
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
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Old 12-31-2002, 10:16 PM   #12
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
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Old 12-31-2002, 10:43 PM   #13
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Immediately his thoughts returned to his childhood in the city...
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Old 01-02-2003, 02:25 AM   #14
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
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Old 01-02-2003, 10:13 AM   #15
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...

But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.

"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.

Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.

Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.

For she had gone missing but only a day ago.

Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"

How brilliant the light is!

If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.

"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"

Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.

Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...

"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."




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