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Old 01-02-2003, 03:54 PM   #16
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
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Old 01-02-2003, 06:39 PM   #17
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
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Old 01-02-2003, 06:54 PM   #18
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
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Old 01-03-2003, 01:20 AM   #19
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
Quietly he sat, as the sauce began to sizzle.
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Old 01-03-2003, 02:29 AM   #20
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
Quietly he sat, as the sauce began to sizzle.
"Run." he thought, "I should get up off my fluffy duck bottom and run like hell."
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Old 01-06-2003, 11:50 AM   #21
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
Quietly he sat, as the sauce began to sizzle.
"Run." he thought, "I should get up off my fluffy duck bottom and run like hell."
Stuck. His little webby feet were stuck.
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Old 01-06-2003, 04:59 PM   #22
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
Quietly he sat, as the sauce began to sizzle.
"Run." he thought, "I should get up off my fluffy duck bottom and run like hell."
Stuck. His little webby feet were stuck.
"Trapped." he thought, "I've waddled right onto Long Wong's duck paper..."
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Old 01-06-2003, 08:52 PM   #23
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
Quietly he sat, as the sauce began to sizzle.
"Run." he thought, "I should get up off my fluffy duck bottom and run like hell."
Stuck. His little webby feet were stuck.
"Trapped." he thought, "I've waddled right onto Long Wong's duck paper..."
"Unbeleiveable," he said, "What kind of sick bastard uses duck paper?"
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Old 01-06-2003, 08:59 PM   #24
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
Quietly he sat, as the sauce began to sizzle.
"Run." he thought, "I should get up off my fluffy duck bottom and run like hell."
Stuck. His little webby feet were stuck.
"Trapped." he thought, "I've waddled right onto Long Wong's duck paper..."
"Unbeleiveable," he said, "What kind of sick bastard uses duck paper?"
Vaguely he remembered one person from his past who had, he knew then it had to be....
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Old 01-07-2003, 12:06 AM   #25
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
Quietly he sat, as the sauce began to sizzle.
"Run." he thought, "I should get up off my fluffy duck bottom and run like hell."
Stuck. His little webby feet were stuck.
"Trapped." he thought, "I've waddled right onto Long Wong's duck paper..."
"Unbeleiveable," he said, "What kind of sick bastard uses duck paper?"
Vaguely he remembered one person from his past who had, he knew then it had to be....
"Wanda!"
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Old 01-07-2003, 12:10 AM   #26
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
Quietly he sat, as the sauce began to sizzle.
"Run." he thought, "I should get up off my fluffy duck bottom and run like hell."
Stuck. His little webby feet were stuck.
"Trapped." he thought, "I've waddled right onto Long Wong's duck paper..."
"Unbeleiveable," he said, "What kind of sick bastard uses duck paper?"
Vaguely he remembered one person from his past who had, he knew then it had to be....
"Wanda!"
"Xylophonic monkeys!" cried Wanda, "I never thought my.. heh.. 'duck tape' would be effective!"
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Old 01-07-2003, 12:44 AM   #27
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
Quietly he sat, as the sauce began to sizzle.
"Run." he thought, "I should get up off my fluffy duck bottom and run like hell."
Stuck. His little webby feet were stuck.
"Trapped." he thought, "I've waddled right onto Long Wong's duck paper..."
"Unbeleiveable," he said, "What kind of sick bastard uses duck paper?"
Vaguely he remembered one person from his past who had, he knew then it had to be....
"Wanda!"
"Xylophonic monkeys!" cried Wanda, "I never thought my.. heh.. 'duck tape' would be effective!"
"You fool!" mocked the duck, "It was a trap! I was never stuck! Nor was I just a duck! I am.........EL Pato!"
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Old 01-07-2003, 02:45 AM   #29
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
Quietly he sat, as the sauce began to sizzle.
"Run." he thought, "I should get up off my fluffy duck bottom and run like hell."
Stuck. His little webby feet were stuck.
"Trapped." he thought, "I've waddled right onto Long Wong's duck paper..."
"Unbeleiveable," he said, "What kind of sick bastard uses duck paper?"
Vaguely he remembered one person from his past who had, he knew then it had to be....
"Wanda!"
"Xylophonic monkeys!" cried Wanda, "I never thought my.. heh.. 'duck tape' would be effective!"
"You fool!" mocked the duck, "It was a trap! I was never stuck! Nor was I just a duck! I am.........EL Pato!"
"Zounds!" cried Wanda. "I'm egg-zasperated."
Approaching cautiously, Wanda curtseyed to El Pato.
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Old 01-07-2003, 10:56 AM   #30
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Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...
"Maybe if I had more grapes," he thought, "I could saute your mom, and not myself."
Never had the duck thought such evil things... turns out love is what dug this evilness up.
"Oh... if only I had been hugged as a child," he said aloud.
"Possibly my pathetic paternal perceptions would pose no problem."
Quietly he sat, as the sauce began to sizzle.
"Run." he thought, "I should get up off my fluffy duck bottom and run like hell."
Stuck. His little webby feet were stuck.
"Trapped." he thought, "I've waddled right onto Long Wong's duck paper..."
"Unbeleiveable," he said, "What kind of sick bastard uses duck paper?"
Vaguely he remembered one person from his past who had, he knew then it had to be....
"Wanda!"
"Xylophonic monkeys!" cried Wanda, "I never thought my.. heh.. 'duck tape' would be effective!"
"You fool!" mocked the duck, "It was a trap! I was never stuck! Nor was I just a duck! I am.........EL Pato!"
"Zounds!" cried Wanda. "I'm egg-zasperated."
Approaching cautiously, Wanda curtseyed to El Pato.
"Buenas noches, mi amigo" her voice was like poisoned honey.
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