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Old 01-17-2004, 04:40 AM   #151
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

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Old 01-17-2004, 05:01 AM   #152
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

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Old 01-17-2004, 09:32 AM   #153
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

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Old 01-18-2004, 03:56 AM   #154
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

Beyond yesterday's glorious mad-lib
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Old 01-18-2004, 09:27 PM   #155
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

Beyond yesterday's glorious mad-lib, is
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Old 01-19-2004, 12:19 AM   #156
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

Beyond yesterday's glorious mad-lib, is her
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Old 01-19-2004, 02:00 AM   #157
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

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Old 01-19-2004, 02:32 AM   #158
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

Beyond yesterday's glorious mad-lib, is her incredible mountainous
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Old 01-19-2004, 06:39 PM   #159
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

Beyond yesterday's glorious mad-lib, is her incredible mountainous left
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Old 01-20-2004, 07:20 PM   #160
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

Beyond yesterday's glorious mad-lib, is her incredible mountainous left bicep.
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Old 01-22-2004, 09:35 PM   #161
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

Beyond yesterday's glorious mad-lib, is her incredible mountainous left bicep. Throughout
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Old 01-22-2004, 10:54 PM   #162
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

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Old 01-23-2004, 02:12 AM   #163
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Old 01-23-2004, 03:52 PM   #164
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

Beyond yesterday's glorious mad-lib, is her incredible mountainous left bicep. Throughout this holiest
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I read my horoscope. Suprisingly, I believed not what it said. Unsurprisingly, he ignored everything advised and sauntered unsteadily under a...! My eyes could no longer believe in the black visions which haunted my crystal pyramid. These horrible dark delusions are beginning in slow motion. Am I falling or am I flying? Dreams can bring death or insight. I fear losing control of my mind. Bananas are pretending, yet I don't like how unripe we are becoming. Still, the urge (how long must they keep taunting me before I either go face the Bananas, whose nasty remnants continue to remind me of mother), remains the holiest thing I feel.

I read my journal. Where can I find see-through rubber ferret sweaters?

Too often my thoughts are deliciously morbid, or disgustingly immature.

Beyond yesterday's glorious mad-lib, is her incredible mountainous left bicep. Throughout this holiest yet
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