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Old 07-26-2006, 06:08 AM   #136
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Huston we have a problem…

If Tanner isn’t really nuts how do you explain that the bar is no longer baring your name and picture Charles Noxx?

She has to be a little mad if she is seeing things, even by suggestion.

Unless…

You two are in cahoots to hasten my insanity in order to get all my money?

Since I am going to Topeka where my (great? great?) grandfather A. B. Strowger lived, (played by Leslie Howard ) and left his fortune to me, alone, it is possible.

Then again, maybe I am dreaming that too?

I’m starting to feel a little bit like Betty Davis with a twist.
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Old 07-26-2006, 07:57 PM   #137
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Oh I think she's absolutely insane.....just your luck you end up communicating with another loon......of course, we still haven't even established that I'm really me......
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Old 07-26-2006, 08:27 PM   #138
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you are you and I am you and she is me and me is she and she is you and you are her and we are all insane...

I like where this is going, which is where? I think I'm starting to hallucinate. oh, take these pretzels from my mouth and give me back my vitamin C Robbers! Thieves! Hostess Jockeys! Make mine to go and don't use the black marker again because the masking tape is only human and she's tall with a crooked smile while eating goldfish from the rock of Gibraltar. Curses braggart pagan! Invite me not, for I will only show up somewhere -else I will dive into the shackles of the drifting Masonic floors and celebrate the saints with a strange wink.

Now. Who wants ice cream?!

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Old 07-27-2006, 12:21 AM   #139
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:57 AM   #140
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Old 08-07-2006, 06:09 AM   #141
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..on a dark and stormy night



Yay a whole story made of cliches!
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Old 03-18-2007, 08:58 AM   #143
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Jules suddenly opened the door and dropped a meatball in the pipping hot cabbage soup that was sitting on the hearth.
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Old 03-18-2007, 09:20 AM   #144
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And as he watched that meatball slowly bob and turn amongst the cabbage froth, he thought that just maybe his life wasn't going to be one big cliché after all.
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Old 03-20-2007, 12:04 AM   #145
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Just then, there was a knock on the door.
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Old 03-24-2007, 05:09 AM   #146
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"It's open!" he shouted.
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in walked a large burly fellow wearing a mackintosh and a brightly colored hat, “es dis ta kemmist?” he mumbled.
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:28 AM   #148
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"Does is look like a chemist?" retorted Jules, growing impatient with his difficulties in extracting a particularly elusive meatball.
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Old 04-01-2007, 02:36 PM   #149
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"Vell," the man said, "id zertainly schmells like der Kemmist's."
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once upon a time...
some time last week
..on a dark and stormy night

Jules suddenly opened the door to the kitchen and dropped a meatball in the piping hot cabbage soup that was sitting on the hearth.

And as he watched that meatball slowly bob and turn amongst the cabbage froth, he thought that just maybe his life wasn't going to be one big cliché after all.

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

"It's open!" he shouted.

In walked a large burly fellow wearing a mackintosh and a brightly colored hat, “es dis der kemmist?” he mumbled.

"Does is look like a chemist?" retorted Jules, growing impatient with his difficulties in extracting a particularly elusive meatball.

"Vell," the man said, "id zertainly schmells like der Kemmist's."

Before he finished his words, Jules notice an odd little creature peeking from behind the man's drenched cloak. It was child like in size, spindly, large eyes and in the dark shadows of the large man’s mass appeared strange looking, it's face trailing echos of youth and old age as it moved.
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