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Old 11-10-2006, 08:04 PM   #1
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cheese bonnet

What type of cheese would you wear for a hat?
Me, it would be emmental in hot climes (holes for ventilation) and down home cheddar for weather dependent geographies. A good, sturdy cheese hat can bat off most deeply depresssed isoclines.
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Old 11-10-2006, 08:13 PM   #2
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Alrighty, then.
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Old 11-10-2006, 08:24 PM   #3
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:29 PM   #4
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gorgonzola, the king of cheeses
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:12 PM   #5
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Cheese on pizza- yes
cheese on crackers- yes
cheese on sandwiches- yes
cheese on nachos yes
cheese as head wear.....not so much.
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:43 AM   #6
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gorgonzola, the king of cheeses
You bet your ass.

I would wear Havarti, which would look a little like a cross between a Havana straw hat and a fedora.

(isoclines!!)
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Old 11-11-2006, 12:47 AM   #7
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oh i could write a sonnet
about your cheddar bonnet
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Old 11-11-2006, 04:43 AM   #8
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I've always been partial to a good stinky camembert to scare away isoclines, although I sometimes combine it with gruyere to tame dike formations.

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But forget about cheese. That's irrelevant to this thread.
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Old 11-11-2006, 04:22 PM   #9
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A nice applewood smoked cheddar with a wafer brim to keep the sun out of my eyes.
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Old 11-11-2006, 04:26 PM   #10
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Old 11-11-2006, 11:36 PM   #11
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oh i could write a sonnet
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Please do.
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Old 11-11-2006, 11:52 PM   #12
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Old 11-12-2006, 01:00 AM   #13
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Please do.
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Old 11-12-2006, 03:09 AM   #14
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He said please...
(which rhymes with cheese)
you'd be the bees knees
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you're not the boss of me either!
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