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Old 12-12-2006, 11:46 PM   #2446
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Is it possible that no one's posted this here, or did I just miss it?


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Old 12-13-2006, 01:31 AM   #2447
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spinach dip in that bread thing - go for it and be comfortable while you do!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-13-2006, 01:35 AM   #2448
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Smarty -OMG - had not seen that!! Saw Julia S. last night on TV and enjoyed the the "Purple Dinosaur in the Garage" thingy. She's great!!
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Old 12-13-2006, 12:35 PM   #2449
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Old 12-13-2006, 10:36 PM   #2450
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No, he just works for the NSA
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:27 AM   #2451
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In class today-

person behind me: I can't believe it, just this week I've lost like six pens!
me (loudly) to friend: It's so weird, I just keep finding all these pens.
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Old 12-15-2006, 05:54 PM   #2452
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Another of those very-funny-but-actually-not-funny-at-all videos from Stephen Colbert:


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Old 12-16-2006, 03:33 PM   #2453
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1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.


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Old 12-18-2006, 04:52 AM   #2454
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Old 12-18-2006, 12:18 PM   #2455
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Old 12-18-2006, 12:30 PM   #2456
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Old 12-18-2006, 04:06 PM   #2457
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Old 12-19-2006, 04:58 PM   #2458
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mama's lathas

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Old 12-19-2006, 06:00 PM   #2459
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Old 12-20-2006, 12:22 AM   #2460
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