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Old 01-05-2005, 02:38 AM   #1
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OMG ZENNNNN

Amber Frey on Dateline tonight!!!!

Her first TV interview.

Her book comes out soon, too, there is a small excerpt in PPL magazine this week, the one with the "THEY LOST HALF THEIR BODY WEIGHT" on the cover.
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Old 01-05-2005, 03:10 AM   #2
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I read that. He was a compulsive liar.
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Old 01-05-2005, 03:11 AM   #3
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but why is this woman a celebrity?????
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Old 01-05-2005, 03:14 AM   #4
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She ****ed a psychopath.
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Old 01-05-2005, 03:15 AM   #5
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ok but so have i

why aren't i on tv?????
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Old 01-05-2005, 03:17 AM   #6
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOVE IT WHEN WE SHARE THE BRAIN.


As I was posting it, I thought, wait....hahahahaHAHAHAHA




I dunno.
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Old 01-05-2005, 03:19 AM   #7
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^^ i knew you were going to think of that

ok so they dated 1 month

OH MY GOD talk about red flags
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Old 01-05-2005, 03:25 AM   #8
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but why is this woman a celebrity?????

Thank you.

I couldn't care less about what some girl with bad taste in men has to say.
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Old 01-05-2005, 03:26 AM   #9
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Did you see the part about the dream she had the night Laci died? A woman tickling (Amber)'s daughter til the daughter couldn't breathe, then laughing hysterically about it.

Amber thinks it was Laci.

He sounds like a real buttweasel on the taped convo's.
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Old 01-05-2005, 05:21 AM   #10
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And we sure know some buttweasels, don't we?
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Old 01-05-2005, 05:34 AM   #11
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but why is this woman a celebrity?????

You are so hot!
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Old 01-05-2005, 05:36 AM   #12
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Amber Frey on Dateline tonight!!!!

Her first TV interview.

Her book comes out soon, too, there is a small excerpt in PPL magazine this week, the one with the "THEY LOST HALF THEIR BODY WEIGHT" on the cover.
you would be famous with a book deal too biatch!!! Just go out with the wrong guy!! Duh!
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Old 01-05-2005, 04:56 PM   #13
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AMBER'S 'GUIDE' ON BEING A LOSER

By ANDREA PEYSER
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January 5, 2005 -- IT'S enough to make you feel sorry for Scott Peterson. Al most.
Amber Frey, the buck-toothed, baby-voiced massage therapist from Fresno who briefly loved Scott Peterson before she tried nailing him to the wall, will not be ignored.

The woman talented enough to have acquired faith in God, the services of a murderous lover, and a high-powered publisher has added her name to a memoir nearly as slim and shallow as she is.

As a public service, here's a cheat sheet to "Witness For the Prosecution of Scott Peterson." I'll skip over Amber's tedious whining about her life as a single mom and cut to the naughty bits, because this is an important book.

It's a how-to book for losers.

It's an advice rag for re-covering sluts.

And it's chock-full of sage advice and dating tips.

Amber's Dating Tip No. 1: A Mom has Needs, So Plan Ahead.

Even before Amber met Scott on a blind date, pal Shawn considerately planned to watch Amber's baby daughter overnight.

"Just remember that I have to be at work in the morning!" her friend warned before Amber leaped out the door.



Dating Tip 2: You can't be too thin or too easy.

A few hours later, Amber told Scott: "I don't know if I'm ready to be with you." Turns out she was.

Dating Tip 3: After the Binge, Don't Forget the Purge.

There's nothing worse for a budding romance than a wife. Amber was deep in the throes of her . . . whatever with Scott, when she found out his wife, Laci, had disappeared. So she quickly handed every bit of evidence she had about Scott to cops even her shoe scrapings.

"I realize that I wanted to do more than help," Amber writes. "I wanted to purge Scott from my heart and my home."

Dating Tip 4: When Short on Ideas, Shed Clothes.

Oh, yes, the obligatory shots of Amber uncrossing her legs in all their limber glory are well represented in this book.

A smart girl's gotta make a living.

Amber's trite and overactive imagination finds another, unexpected target.

The lofty tome features a "Laci came to me in a dream" sequence only here, Amber transforms the poor, murdered Laci into a kind of ghoul.

Amber writes that on Christmas Eve 2002 the date cops say Laci was murdered a devilish Laci visited her bed.

"In the nightmare, a man with brown hair . . . is tick ling [Amber's daughter] Ayiana," she writes.

"Before long, Ayiana was having trouble breathing."

Then "I saw [Laci] . . . and she was laughing hysterically.

" 'Don't laugh!' I yelled at her. 'Can't you see he's smothering her?!' "

It's a nightmare all right starting when Amber picked up her pen.
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Old 01-05-2005, 06:34 PM   #14
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That's disgusting. People should not be allowed to profit from being intimately acquainted with psychopaths.
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Old 01-05-2005, 08:29 PM   #15
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Bookdeals for everone!!!!
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