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Old 06-24-2005, 03:31 AM   #1
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Find Deviate a New York City Apartment

a zemonkey project:

find me an apartment in New York City to be occupied in late August.

three bedrooms, preferrably on the west side, with a short commue to NYU, under three grand.

post your results here.

go!
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:16 AM   #2
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$2500 / 3br - 1250 sq ft APARTMENT, SUBWAY BLOCK, PARKING
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MINT - 1250 sq ft, 3 original bedrooms, 1 huge bathroom, wood/tile floors throughout, terrace, skylight, parking. Entire top floor of 2 family owner-occupied home with separate entrance, many closets, separate dining & living rooms, eat-in-kitchen overflowing with cabinets, microwave, dishwasher, washer/dryer, & air conditioner. Safe, tree-lined, subway block, 25 minutes to Manhattan. Jog/bike/stroll NY harbor. Great schools with Manhattan-like shopping & trendy restaurants. Call (718) 680-9367
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Old 06-24-2005, 05:21 AM   #3
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Oh, and reply to my coffee shop thread biznitch

I need you AND if your idea gets selected, all you will get is a lousy T-shirt!
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Old 06-24-2005, 06:35 AM   #4
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But first, Dev - whu..who..why...huh?! New York City?! How exciting!
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Old 06-24-2005, 06:42 PM   #5
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Old 06-30-2005, 07:59 PM   #6
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Old 07-01-2005, 02:41 AM   #7
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Hey Deeev...

Maybe once THIS GUY sells all his RECORDS...you can move into the basement!
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Old 07-01-2005, 03:12 AM   #8
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"THEY CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE SHIPPED! The winner must pick them up. AND THE WINNER CANNOT PICK AND CHOOSE...EVERYTHING MUST GO!"

Yeah, Good Luck with that, mate.
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Old 07-01-2005, 04:37 AM   #9
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talk to fodded, she knows where to find rents cheap in n.y.c.
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Old 07-01-2005, 07:07 AM   #10
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ATTN VENDOR: PLEASE SHEEP ASAP. THANKS
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Old 07-14-2005, 02:52 PM   #11
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I'd need liquor to touch theirs
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Old 08-02-2005, 11:55 PM   #12
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the ladies just needed a slogan to excuse why they weren't getting any.
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