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glish · 07-03-2006, 04:10 PM

Old Salty was quite the life saver.
Though his pet dingo, Pip, was much braver.
He saved a kangaroo,
from his master's ragu,

Marcus Bales · 07-03-2006, 04:24 PM

Old Salty was quite the life saver.
Though his pet dingo, Pip, was much braver.
He saved a kangaroo,
from his master's ragu,
And their lice and ticks add to the flavor.

Sunnybunny · 07-03-2006, 05:35 PM

Not once, but twice I sullied true love

glish · 07-03-2006, 08:50 PM

Not once, but twice I sullied true love
twin maidens, heaven sent, from above

Sunnybunny · 07-04-2006, 12:42 PM

Not once, but twice I sullied true love
twin maidens, heaven sent, from above
stole a grand from the first

Hyakujo's Fox · 07-04-2006, 09:03 PM

Not once, but twice I sullied true love
twin maidens, heaven sent, from above
stole a grand from the first
but the second fared worst

glish · 07-04-2006, 09:06 PM

Not once, but twice I sullied true love
twin maidens, heaven sent, from above
stole a grand from the first
but the second fared worst
she, sadly, I married, poor dove.

Hyakujo's Fox · 07-04-2006, 09:33 PM

They say that back in the beginning

Marcus Bales · 07-04-2006, 11:48 PM

They say that back in the beginning
Before there were sinners or sinning

xfox · 07-05-2006, 12:25 AM

They say that back in the beginning
Before there were sinners or sinning
Tho' they wore very little

Ze Frank · 07-05-2006, 01:05 AM

They say that back in the beginning
Before there were sinners or sinning
Tho' they wore very little
A fig leaf in the middle

Sunnybunny · 07-05-2006, 05:59 AM

They say that back in the beginning
Before there were sinners or sinning
Tho' they wore very little
A fig leaf in the middle
Adam still whined about his hair thinning

Hyakujo's Fox · 07-06-2006, 04:43 AM

There once was a fabulous bird

Marcus Bales · 07-06-2006, 09:10 AM

There once was a fabulous bird
That lovers -- and just lovers -- heard

Sunnybunny · 07-06-2006, 12:10 PM

There once was a fabulous bird
That lovers -- and just lovers -- heard
He warbled sweet ditties

07-03-2006, 04:10 PM	#3661
glish new.round.hear? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ballmer Posts: 12	Old Salty was quite the life saver. Though his pet dingo, Pip, was much braver. He saved a kangaroo, from his master's ragu, __________________ "discernibly turgid."

07-03-2006, 04:24 PM	#3662
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Old Salty was quite the life saver. Though his pet dingo, Pip, was much braver. He saved a kangaroo, from his master's ragu, And their lice and ticks add to the flavor. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-03-2006, 05:35 PM	#3663
Sunnybunny Dizzy Dame Join Date: May 2006 Location: Disneyland Posts: 119	Not once, but twice I sullied true love __________________ Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.You've got to LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!" ~ Mame Dennis Burnside

07-03-2006, 08:50 PM	#3664
glish new.round.hear? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ballmer Posts: 12	Not once, but twice I sullied true love twin maidens, heaven sent, from above __________________ "discernibly turgid."

07-04-2006, 12:42 PM	#3665
Sunnybunny Dizzy Dame Join Date: May 2006 Location: Disneyland Posts: 119	Not once, but twice I sullied true love twin maidens, heaven sent, from above stole a grand from the first __________________ Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.You've got to LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!" ~ Mame Dennis Burnside Last edited by Sunnybunny : 07-04-2006 at 01:48 PM.

07-04-2006, 09:03 PM	#3666
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Not once, but twice I sullied true love twin maidens, heaven sent, from above stole a grand from the first but the second fared worst

07-04-2006, 09:06 PM	#3667
glish new.round.hear? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ballmer Posts: 12	Not once, but twice I sullied true love twin maidens, heaven sent, from above stole a grand from the first but the second fared worst she, sadly, I married, poor dove. __________________ "discernibly turgid."

07-04-2006, 09:33 PM	#3668
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	They say that back in the beginning

07-04-2006, 11:48 PM	#3669
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	They say that back in the beginning Before there were sinners or sinning __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-05-2006, 12:25 AM	#3670
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	They say that back in the beginning Before there were sinners or sinning Tho' they wore very little

07-05-2006, 01:05 AM	#3671
Ze Frank Comedian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 168	They say that back in the beginning Before there were sinners or sinning Tho' they wore very little A fig leaf in the middle

07-05-2006, 05:59 AM	#3672
Sunnybunny Dizzy Dame Join Date: May 2006 Location: Disneyland Posts: 119	They say that back in the beginning Before there were sinners or sinning Tho' they wore very little A fig leaf in the middle Adam still whined about his hair thinning __________________ Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.You've got to LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!" ~ Mame Dennis Burnside

07-06-2006, 04:43 AM	#3673
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	There once was a fabulous bird

07-06-2006, 09:10 AM	#3674
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	There once was a fabulous bird That lovers -- and just lovers -- heard __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

07-06-2006, 12:10 PM	#3675
Sunnybunny Dizzy Dame Join Date: May 2006 Location: Disneyland Posts: 119	There once was a fabulous bird That lovers -- and just lovers -- heard He warbled sweet ditties __________________ Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.You've got to LIVE, LIVE, LIVE!" ~ Mame Dennis Burnside

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