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Old 08-29-2007, 03:59 PM   #2356
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Is that a pomegranate in your pocket or is it just that time of month?


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Old 08-29-2007, 04:08 PM   #2357
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What kind of glance were you just giving my pocket?

I'm that way the whole month, thanks.
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Old 08-30-2007, 02:01 PM   #2358
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How often do you wear socks on your ears?


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Old 08-30-2007, 02:06 PM   #2359
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What do you call it when your ex acts like they want to get back together but you know they just want booty call?

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Old 08-30-2007, 02:20 PM   #2360
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I call it turning the tables.

Anywhooo, what is it called when your parachute doesn't open in time?


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Old 09-04-2007, 06:59 PM   #2361
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what do you remember of your time in jail with paris hitler?


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Old 09-04-2007, 07:24 PM   #2362
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What's this pi multiplied by diameter business?


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Old 09-05-2007, 01:50 PM   #2363
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Hey, Mr Blind Man, what did you say as you pissed into the wind just before "it all comes back to me now"?


George Clinton wearing a fluorescent green kimono riding a giant octopus down Main Street in Kokomo, IN.
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Old 09-06-2007, 12:33 AM   #2364
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What's your Halloween costume this year?

Hardly ever. Well...hardly "hardly ever."
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Old 09-06-2007, 03:43 AM   #2365
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how often do you say 'hardly ever'?


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Old 09-06-2007, 04:03 AM   #2366
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hey, what's all the penicillin for?


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Old 09-06-2007, 06:27 AM   #2367
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Wadda ya' mean, there's a Dominos on Mars?

Never mind what they call it...suck, suck !
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Old 09-06-2007, 09:33 AM   #2368
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Isn't there something called an oil pan and gravity to get this out?


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Old 09-06-2007, 09:41 AM   #2369
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What are your thoughts on kite-skateboarding ?


it is my opinion that you're going to need at least twice that much..
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Old 09-06-2007, 10:02 AM   #2370
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Do you think 2 bottles of wine will be enough to blot out the memory of the night we had?


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