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Old 06-16-2009, 09:27 AM   #2956
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Have you been having sex like Rush Limbaugh again?


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Old 06-16-2009, 09:10 PM   #2957
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What are you bringing with you Marcus?

Plan A has always been to stage it at our tower, but I guess we need to put our thinking caps back on.
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:56 PM   #2958
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What's going on with your proposed performances of "911 -- The Musical"?


A bottle of Jack Daniels, a seductive pose, and a half-opened Indians uniform.
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:50 PM   #2959
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How did you greet trick-or-treaters last Halloween?


His topics are disturbing, but his bedroom eyes make up for it.
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Old 06-25-2009, 11:31 AM   #2960
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How would you summarise Bales?



Mmh... you might also call it the "yellow of the egg"... well, sort of.
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Old 06-25-2009, 09:45 PM   #2961
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How did Stephi describe MoJoRiSin's husband's "outie" belly button?


A quart of vodka, a 3-lb bag of peanut M&Ms, and a box of Kleenex.
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Old 07-02-2009, 06:44 AM   #2962
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What does a depressed elephant want for his birthday?


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Old 07-02-2009, 09:57 AM   #2963
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So, what do you associate from now on and forever and ever with extrovert belly buttons?


It might be a compliment though....
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Old 07-08-2009, 03:37 AM   #2964
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Can you believe that Sarah Palin dumped the entire state of Alaska? How insulting must it be to be a voter in that state?

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Old 07-08-2009, 10:31 AM   #2965
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William Carlos Williams, how do you come up with the ideas for your poems?


A rose, a guitar, and a tube of KY Jelly
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Old 07-09-2009, 05:25 PM   #2966
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What is Michael Jackson's ghost carrying past the fireplace?



A stranger on the bus raved about it for half an hour.
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:32 PM   #2967
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Do you think anyone could actually like your new hairdo?

He couldn't find the right slot.
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Old 07-09-2009, 09:19 PM   #2968
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Why did he get lapped?



The irony is not lost on me, I assure you.
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:15 PM   #2969
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Tin Roof. Rusted. Non-ferrous much?

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Old 07-15-2009, 02:26 PM   #2970
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What does the public think of those nether regions?



Up until this very moment, I could never really decipher exactly what that was, so thank you.
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