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Old 05-03-2009, 03:32 PM   #2911
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Rip Van Winkle: My fine gentlemen and ladies, I implore thee,
what in heavens name is happing here ??
in this place of all places.

At first it was so weird and then after many moons
I pretty much frew into it.
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Old 05-04-2009, 11:32 AM   #2912
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Will you please describe your initial experiences as a freeper?

If you remember that clump of hair, soap and fluff I pulled from the clogged drain, well, it was pissed.
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:18 PM   #2913
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What use is a psychic plumber?

A midwestern nights dream.
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:48 PM   #2914
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Is your heart true as corn?

decyphering the scribble I think it reads "fourteen scotties in a crucible"
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:59 PM   #2915
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Looks pretty abstract - but from a distance, is this a picture of Jesus in a kilt?




I can't help it - my hands just keep clenching and unclenching.
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:47 PM   #2916
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Don't you think you've been milking that cow for way too long?

No, but I've heard all guys do it quite often.
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Old 05-07-2009, 09:29 AM   #2917
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Did you just sling snot on the sidewalk?


A kitten, a piece of string, and a broken eggshell.
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:29 PM   #2918
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What decoration did you put on Marcus's birthday cake?

I'm going to tie this end to the bedpost and the other to the chandelier.
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:53 PM   #2919
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Did your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?


A manhole cover, a pair of broken handcuffs, and a dwarf.
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:56 PM   #2920
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Which pieces in your inventory did you use in Broken Sword III to get out of the Incan pyramid?

A butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker.
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Old 05-08-2009, 01:43 PM   #2921
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Who do we have lined up to perform more cosmetic surgery on Michael Jackson today?



Now if only the pounding would stop, I'd be happy.
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Old 05-12-2009, 04:42 PM   #2922
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Did they finish the pogo stick meetup yet?


It was wet in a ticklish way.
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:29 AM   #2923
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How did you feel during the alien abduction?


Simony, negligence, and alcohol.
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Old 05-13-2009, 12:46 PM   #2924
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Yea yea, I'm a genie, what do you want?

The gumbo variations.
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:25 AM   #2925
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What was Harry Connick Jr's answer on the entrance exam to name a piece Bach had written, resulting in Julliard rejecting his application?


Two cameras, four buckets of h2o, and Michael Landon singing "Cool Clear Water"
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