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Old 09-17-2009, 06:38 PM   #3031
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Is Jesus laughing in that picture?



That's why I'm unlisted now.
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:40 AM   #3032
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So did that guy from the Gnosis ever get in touch with you?


Those pictures were photoshopped!
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Old 09-23-2009, 04:10 PM   #3033
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Was that you as the Onion's "Area Man" this week?



The rooster didn't see it the same way.
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:25 PM   #3034
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Why did the chicken cross the road?


A big smile, a request for a favor, and a bag of chocolates.
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:09 PM   #3035
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What's your price for that last nacho?

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Old 09-29-2009, 01:04 AM   #3036
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How did you feel after witnessing the horrific collision between the cattle truck and the barbeque sauce tanker?



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Old 09-29-2009, 01:49 AM   #3037
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Using your amazing Fox-Sense, describe my three kids, please?

A sugar rush followed by an ice cream headache.
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Old 09-29-2009, 02:10 AM   #3038
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Let me get this straight....... as a POW you spilled the beans after they made you eat fast?

Well if that doesn't beat everthing!
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Old 09-29-2009, 07:06 AM   #3039
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Did you see the video of that cat flushing the toilet and then staring at the swirling water in the bowl?

Fred, Wilma, Barney, Betty, Dino, Pebbles, and Bam-Bam.
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Old 09-29-2009, 01:14 PM   #3040
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What did you name your boxer shorts for every day of the week?

It's your fault that he's your father.
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:01 PM   #3041
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Mommy, why must I cut Daddy's yellowed toenails and wax his hairy back?


The houseplant died, if that's any indication.
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:31 PM   #3042
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Was my dinner that bad?

He's a very mean, hateful person.
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:08 AM   #3043
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After he saved the child's life and recovered the money, how would you describe him?

A piano, an electric heater, and a wine bottle with a candle in it.
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:17 AM   #3044
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three things you keep in your fallout shelter?



because red flannel keeps you the warmest.
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Old 10-01-2009, 02:51 PM   #3045
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Why are you burning your red flannel pyjamas?



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